You’ve heard of Paranoia, right? The drinking game that’s basically a mix of 21 Questions, Truth or Dare, and a toxic situationship you should’ve ghosted? Yeah, that one. It’s the game where friendships get roasted, your ex gets name-dropped way too often, and your dignity quietly packs its bag and orders an Uber home. And, if you’re down to play, I have some juicy Paranoia questions that are sure to stir the pot.
Paranoia questions are engineered to stir the pot, spill the tea, and make you laugh/cry so hard you spill your drink (if you’re 21+, obviously): Baja Blast, vodka cran, or straight-from-the-box Franzia — no judgment here. Think “hot seat,” but the seat is on fire, and everyone’s holding a White Claw. The point isn’t to ruin friendships (though, like, may the odds be ever in your favor). It’s about turning an average Tuesday into the kind of night that ends up in blurry photo dumps and “delete that right now” videos: Who’s most likely to text their sneaky link at 3 a.m.? Who’d totally end up on Love Island and get dumped on week two? Who has a private Finsta dedicated to stalking their ex’s situationship? It’s messy, it’s fun, and it’s sure to spice things all the way up.
How do you play Paranoia?
To play the Paranoia drinking game, a person in a circle whispers a “who” question to the person on their left. That person then names someone in the group, out loud, who best fits the question without revealing it. The person named must decide whether to find out the question by taking a drink, or stay in the dark.Â
Other alternations of the game include flipping a coin to reveal the question, or the person who answered out loud choosing to take a drink or reveal what the question actually was.
50 Juicy Paranoia Questions:
“Juicy” doesn’t always mean scandalous — sometimes it’s messy, embarrassing, or the kind of secret you only confess after two tequila shots. Just nosy enough to make everyone nervous… and paranoid in the best way. So, dim the fairy lights, grab your besties, and pour something fizzy into your Stanley (yes, seltzer counts). Warning: these 50 juicy Paranoia questions are absolute friendship shakers. Side effects may include some spicy oversharing, petty drama, and at least one regrettable text to an ex.
- Who’s the worst kisser?
- Who’s most likely to hook up with a friend’s sibling?
- Who has the highest body count?
- Who’s most likely to hook up at a family wedding?
- Who’s most likely to have a sneaky link?
- Who’s most likely to make an OnlyFans?
- Who’s most likely to hook up with someone just for free food or drinks?
- Who’s most likely to roleplay as their favorite TV character in bed?
- Who would get caught sexting at work?
- Who’s the horniest person in the group?
- Who’s most likely to be too loud during sex?
- Who’s most likely to be into roleplay?
- Who’s most likely to lie about how many people they’ve hooked up with?
- Who’s most likely to go viral on TikTok for the wrong reason?
- Who’s most likely to be caught hooking up in public?
- Who’s most likely to make out with two people in the same night?
- Who’s most likely to date someone way too young/old for them?
- Who’s most likely to hook up with a boss or professor?
- Who would send nudes to the wrong person?
- Who’s most likely to have a sugar daddy/mommy?
- Who here is most likely to have a secret hookup nobody knows about?
- Who here has the freakiest secret kink/fetish?
- Who here has the wildest hookup location?
- Who’s most likely to go home with someone from the bar tonight?
- Who’s most likely to hook up with a stranger on vacation?
- Who would actually enjoy being walked in on during sex?
- Who here is most likely to text their ex after this game?
- Who’s definitely had a crush on someone in this room?
- Who’s most likely to hook up just because the person looks like a Marvel character?
- Who here would get canceled first if they had a podcast?
- Who’s most likely to kiss their ex if they ran into them tonight?
- Who here would post a thirst trap?
- Who’s most likely to text someone “U up?” first?
- Who’s most likely to have hooked up with someone from Tinder in under an hour of matching?
- Who’s most likely to have a quickie during their lunch break?
- Who here would try a kink just because they saw it on Euphoria?
- Who’s most likely to flirt with someone’s parent?
- Who’s most likely to have the biggest “walk of shame” story?
- Who’s most likely to sleep with someone and forget their name?
- Who’s most likely to get caught sneaking out of someone’s house?
- Who’s most likely to own handcuffs, ropes, or toys?
- Who’s most likely to be into choking (giving or receiving)?
- Who’d be the first to leak their own nudes?
- Who here would have the messiest Notes app apology?
- Who here would 100% sign up for Too Hot to Handle?
- Who’s most likely to sext someone new while still talking to someone else?
- Who’s most likely to have a sex tape leak (and secretly be proud)?
- Who’s most likely to sext using memes or reaction gifs?
- Who’s most likely to go through someone’s phone while they sleep?
- Who’s most likely to be caught cheating?
There you have it: 50 questions guaranteed to turn your chill night into a chaotic mix of giggles and maybe some gasp-worthy confessions. Just remember, what happens in Paranoia… probably ends up on TikTok. So, let the real paranoia begin!