We all deserve to masturbate in peace and quiet. Full stop. And while you’re living in a dorm room, your alone time can be impossible at times (especially when there are two people in a room, rip). Even if you have your own room in a dorm, it can be a little awkward when your vibrator sounds like an actual boat motor… especially if your roommates are not exactly sex-positive.
Using sex toys in the bathroom is a good option so the shower can drown out the vibrations, but if you’re in a communal bathroom you might be out of luck. (or you can be extremely brave and I applaud you) If you’re tired of having to use sex toys in the bathroom, don’t worry bestie, quiet sex toys exist and they’re here to help you.
- Bean
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Unbound Babes If you told me this was my old eos from middle school, I’d believe you, but alas! Bean (Unbound Babes, $30) is a one button wonder, it has three different variations and can offer you the deepest pleasure in the quietest ways.
- Ambi Bullet Vibrator
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Lovense The Ambi vibrator (Lovense, $59) is tiny but mighty. This bullet is shaped differently than traditional bullet vibrators, so you can get different benefits from each side. It can be controlled by a remote app for some added fun. The best part? The vibrations is whisper quiet.
- Silencer Whisper Classic Vibrator
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Lovehoney It’s in the name, bestie. This toy (Lovehoney, $25) is budget-friendly and even offers seven different speeds. While still being quiet, you can find the pattern that works best for you. P.S — It’s also waterproof.
- BuzzFeed Air Vibe
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bellesa Man, I love technology. This sex toy (Bellesa, $99) utilizes pressure section waves to send vibrations to your g-spot and clit simultaneously. This toy offers the most blended (and dare I say best) orgasm of your dorm life.
- SONA™ 2 Cruise
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LELO This toy (LELO, $120) aims to give you an entirely new sensation. It has 12 settings that can accommodate any of your sexual needs. The Cruise also uses gentle sonic waves, which equals the quietest road to orgasm ever.
- OhMyG Ultra Silent Massager
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ioba.intimate What’s better than quiet? Absolutely silent. This g-zone massager (ioba.intimate, $179) is so silent you could use it while your roommate is sleeping (no, I’m not recommending that).
- Maude Vibe
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maude If you’ve ever wanted your vibrator to match your aesthetic, maude’s got you. This vibrator (maude, $49) is for external use only and is easy to use. It has three different settings and is water resistant, a perfect first vibrator. It sounds just as delicate as it looks, so you can use it in your dorm room all night long.
- Eva Hands-Free Vibrator
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DAME I’ll admit, this toy looks a little intimidating, but it’s made to stay on your vulva without having to hold it there. Dame created Eva (Dame, $135) so people can be fully in the moment (aww) or be able to do other things with their hands during their precious alone time.
- Jackits Stroker Pad
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Babeland No vibrations here, bestie. This Stroker Pad (Babeland, $12) is completely silent and perfect for solo play. With its textured ribs, it’s a perfect addition to your fun night in. Just add some lube and you’re all set!
- ROMP Mini Bullet
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Amazon The ROMP Mini Bullet (Amazon, $35) is available on Amazon (overnight shipping anyone?) and it comes with six powerful vibrations. ROMP prides itself on making toys for everyone. ROMP strives to make hitting the G-spot easier for people. Someone left a review saying, “made me finish in less than a minute. Five stars!” And hey that’s good enough for me.