Before I jump into the different do’s and don’ts of surviving in a dystopia, let me give you a quick introduction to what a dystopian world...
When quarantine began in March of 2020, all of my friends were downloading TikTok. I was told it was similar to Vine, an app that showcased...
Please remember to always wear a condom in case these birth control methods fail. The last thing you want is a baby wearing ribbed jeans.
After spending hours looking for a Netflix show to watch every night, I always just end up settling on a true-crime show. Repercussions of...
If you are a Geneseo student, you probably know of at least a few parody accounts. Maybe you even run one!
The most important article you will ever read.
Schitt’s Creek is one of the best shows on television, and not enough people talk about it. The show follows the Rose family, and over-the-...
Today, there’s probably still a tiny pinch of snow or a cold wind that burrows through your bones. And you aren’t entirely sure if the...
*This article was written with parody in mind and only for entertainment value* With finals week coming up, we are all pretty stressed with...