Gen Z is probably the funniest generation ever, IMHO. We were gifted with the ability to make hilarious memes out of anything, really: the Super Bowl halftime show, the opening song of the BAFTAs (Gen Z did the thing), and even The House’s voting process. Not only that, but Gen Z has transformed partying as well: Goodbye to those same, boring frat themes we used to see every weekend — Hello, hilarious rhyme without reason costumes.
And with new party themes coming out of TikTok left and right, Gen Z has introduced a new way to party in college (if you’re 21+, of course). Introducing, The Borg — aka, the “blackout rage gallon.” ICYMI, a Borg is a popular party drink amongst 21+ college folks that involves mixing liquor, drink flavoring, and energy drinks into a gallon jug of water. The purpose of the Borg is to keep you hydrated while you consume alcohol — avoiding hangovers, headaches, and all of the post-drinking woes.
Perhaps the most Gen Z thing about Borgs is the task of naming them. Once your Borg is mixed up and ready to go, the last step is to take a marker and write a hilarious name on the jug (try explaining this to a Victorian child). Borg names are, typically, a fun play on the word “Borg.” Gen Z loves a good pun.
If you’re struggling to find a unique and hilarious name for your Borg, fear not: here are 20 clever Borg names to use at the next function. Trust me, your friends will be CTFU.
- Hit me baby one borg time.
Oh, baby, baby!
- Borg Time Rush.
It’s the only Borg you got, so you gotta live it big time.
- Early Borg catches the worm!
For the early risers at the darty.
- Lam-Borg-hini, mercy.
Naming my Borg after this banger.
- Bad & Borgy.
- Crank that Soulja-Borg.
Bonus points if you can do the dance, too.
- The Gettys-Borg Address.
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a Borg.
- It’s A Beautiful Day In The Neigh-Borg-Hood.
For you, Mr. Rogers.
- Material Borg.
- Borg-anized crime.
But, not actually.
- It’s Borg!
A big lump with knobs!
Only the college kids will get it.
- Whoopi Gold-Borg.
Icon, legend, star.
- I like big Borgs and I cannot lie.
What? It’s true.
- Kareem Abdul ja-borg.
Any basketball fans?
Warning: This one may make you crave summertime.
- A Hot New Borg-shell has entered the villa.
Love Island fans, rise!
- I’m THe Borgy-man.
- Armed Borg-lery.
Again, not really.
I’m saving this one for Pride, TBH.