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I Can’t Stop Laughing At These Borg Names

Gen Z is probably the funniest generation ever, IMHO. We were gifted with the ability to make hilarious memes out of anything, really: the Super Bowl halftime show, the opening song of the BAFTAs (Gen Z did the thing), and even The House’s voting process. Not only that, but Gen Z has transformed partying as well: Goodbye to those same, boring frat themes we used to see every weekend — Hello, hilarious rhyme without reason costumes.

And with new party themes coming out of TikTok left and right, Gen Z has introduced a new way to party in college (if you’re 21+, of course). Introducing, The Borg — aka, the “blackout rage gallon.” ICYMI, a Borg is a popular party drink amongst 21+ college folks that involves mixing liquor, drink flavoring, and energy drinks into a gallon jug of water. The purpose of the Borg is to keep you hydrated while you consume alcohol — avoiding hangovers, headaches, and all of the post-drinking woes.

Perhaps the most Gen Z thing about Borgs is the task of naming them. Once your Borg is mixed up and ready to go, the last step is to take a marker and write a hilarious name on the jug (try explaining this to a Victorian child). Borg names are, typically, a fun play on the word “Borg.” Gen Z loves a good pun.


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If you’re struggling to find a unique and hilarious name for your Borg, fear not: here are 20 clever Borg names to use at the next function. Trust me, your friends will be CTFU.

Hit me baby one borg time.

Oh, baby, baby!

Borg Time Rush.

It’s the only Borg you got, so you gotta live it big time.

Early Borg catches the worm!

For the early risers at the darty.

Lam-Borg-hini, mercy.

Naming my Borg after this banger.

Bad & Borgy.


Crank that Soulja-Borg.

Bonus points if you can do the dance, too.

The Gettys-Borg Address.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a Borg.

It’s A Beautiful Day In The Neigh-Borg-Hood.

For you, Mr. Rogers.

Material Borg.

OK, me.

Borg-anized crime.

But, not actually.

It’s Borg!

A big lump with knobs!


Only the college kids will get it.

Whoopi Gold-Borg.

Icon, legend, star.

I like big Borgs and I cannot lie.

What? It’s true.

Kareem Abdul ja-borg.

Any basketball fans?


Warning: This one may make you crave summertime.

A Hot New Borg-shell has entered the villa.

Love Island fans, rise!

I’m THe Borgy-man.

Ooga booga!

Armed Borg-lery.

Again, not really.


I’m saving this one for Pride, TBH.

julianna (she/her) is an associate editor at her campus where she oversees the wellness vertical and all things sex and relationships, wellness, mental health, astrology, and gen-z. during her undergraduate career at chapman university, julianna's work appeared in as if magazine and taylor magazine. additionally, her work as a screenwriter has been recognized and awarded at film festivals worldwide. when she's not writing burning hot takes and spilling way too much about her personal life online, you can find julianna anywhere books, beers, and bands are.