‘Tis the season… for studying, that is. It’s finals season, so folks everywhere are probably stressed out and looking for relief. TBH, who isn’t? While this might feel like the unsexiest time of the year to you, sex can be a great way to blow off some steam — especially when you’re armed with some finals week sex positions.
When it comes to finals week stress relief, everyone will tell you to drink some water, work out, and take a break from screens — but want to know my favorite stress relief? Getting down and dirty, of course. Sex can have some huge benefits like giving you better sleep, stress relief, and even more energy. After all, it is “Eff Me” sweater season, so what better way to relieve stress and boost your confidence than hitting the sheets (after hitting the books, OFC).
It’s almost inevitable that you are going to pull a few all-nighters in your college career, you might as well have a little bit of (naughty) fun while doing it. These finals week sex positions will help you get some relief while still manifesting perfect grades. So put down the textbooks, close your laptop, and hit up your partner or on-campus hookup this finals week — it’s time for a study break.
- The Study Sesh
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Finals week is a time for multitasking and this position will attempt to keep you focused while giving you a little pleasure. While standing in front of your desk, place your hands on the desk while your partner penetrates from behind.
- hit The Library
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Who says you can’t fool around a little in the library? While studying with your partner, hand them a remote-controlled vibrator and let them drive you crazy while you’re studying in public. This is the perfect way to spice up any study session.
- (Graded ON A) Curve
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Listen, we are all praying that finals will be graded on a curve to boost those GPAs, this position is sure to hit all the right marks this finals week. Start on your hands and knees with your partner behind you and then reach forward with your chest flat on the bed, with your back arched and your behind high in the air while your partner penetrates from behind.
- The Open-Book Test
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Having a little studious advantage never hurts, so grab your favorite vibe next time you are ready to get down and dirty. While your partner penetrates from a missionary pushup position, reach down between your chests with your vibe to target your most sensitive areas.
- The Valedictorian
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Who wouldn’t love to be at the top of their class? But IMHO, getting off is just a little bit more important. Have your partner penetrate you from a pushup position while you are on your back, holding your legs in a wide V. What does “V” stand for? Valedictorian, of course!
- The A+
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This position manifests perfect grades and some sensual vibes — but you might need to stretch a little beforehand. Start standing against your partner and reach down to touch the floor creating a triangle shape with your body, then reach back to grab your partner’s thighs while they hold onto your hips and penetrate from behind.
- The Meditation Break
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Study breaks are essential this time of year so take a break and a breather with your partner. Have your partner sit with their back against the headboard and sit on top of them, chest to chest grabbing your legs around their waist while they penetrate you from underneath. Trust me, this position will have you saying anything but “om.”
- The Study Sesh
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Shake up your study schedule with a little mutual masturbation this finals week. Get comfy with your partner while you both get off next to each other utilizing your favorite vibe, or any other toys.
With finals season in full swing, don’t be afraid to take some time for yourself — and reward your late-night study seshes with an orgasm, of course. I hope you enjoy your study break (wink)!