7 Signs it’s Midterm Season
With Thanksgiving Break over a month away and Columbus Day Weekend behind us, these seemingly endless weeks can only mean one thing: it’s...
The Week Before Spring Break As Told by The Office
When you realize there's only one more week 'til Spring break... Looking at the work you have for the week... Your friends convince you to...
What It Really Means to Be a Broke College Student
Disclaimer: Please read with caution. This article is meant to be a funny satire. The opinions expressed in this article do not reflect the...
Why Themed Parties Are the Best
You flick that last layer of mascara on your already dolled-up eyelashes. Maybe you add a few too many spritzes of your Viktor & Rolf...
She Didn’t Accept the Rose, but She Still Won
In case you haven’t been avidly watching The Bachelor like some of us, let me fill you in because you kind of missed out. This season,...
The Struggle for an Instagram Like
Note: This piece is meant to be satirical. “To upload or not to upload?” is something I seem to ask myself daily. I stare at the potential...
On Tripping In the Snow
Trying to get to class when there’s twenty feet of snow should be worth an extra credit point or two. It’s mushy, fluffy, and generally...
It’s A Dealbreaker: BC Girls
Note: This piece is meant to be satirical. Back in November, I wrote an article highlighting the “dealbreakers” that would make any girl...
The Progression of Winter Break, According to “Parks and Rec”
In the midst of studying for exams and writing papers toward the end of the semester, a lot of us look forward to winter break. However, we...