Academia Out of Context: Student Edition

 

 

We’ve recorded plenty of wacky things that our professors have said, but what about the things that their students say? Recorded below for your reading pleasure are some of the strangest out-of-context things our fellow peers have said in class this semester.

 

“My cousins get called slurs in Costco, which is supposed to be a Safe Space.”
 
“If your p*ssy was a taco, what kind of meat would you put in it?”
 
“Yo, you know what you need?” “What?” “Heroin.”
 
“The act of snorting things is very exhilarating.”
 
“Motion to um, add a thing.”
 
Lastly, and our personal favorite: “HER CAMPUS IS JUST A BUNCH OF F***ING NARCS.”

 

Happy Finals!