What I think happens to the original Avengers in Endgame, based on out-of-context spoilers
The long awaited Avengers: Endgame came out earlier this month. I was immediately exposed to a bunch of spoilers due to the foolish...
Anna Boyle
Anna Boyle
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What Your Favorite 2019 Booth Was, Based on your Zodiac
Once again Carnival has come and gone from CMU, leaving only memories and liver damage behind. This is particularly impressive for booth...
Animated Con Artists, Ranked by How Tragic Their Backstory is
The con artist is a beloved trope. A character swans onto screen and starts weaving a tale about charities and priceless antiques and being...
A list of Pixar Villains and How I Could Beat Them Up
We all have that experience where we wish we could be inside a movie. Sometimes you want to help the protagonist. Sometimes you want to...
Definitive Ranking of Pink, Circular Characters
Some people design characters with three layers of clothes, five weapons, a smattering of scars, and hair that looks badass but couldn’t...
Additional Oscar Categories, and the 2018 Movies that Should Win Them
The Academy Awards are coming up, also known as the time where I lie about having seen the Best Picture nominees. It’s also the time when...
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A Collection of Rhyming Things
Sometimes you just gotta tap into your inner Dr. Seuss and rhyme some stuff. Honeyed beam of summer light Pastel tissue paper kite Rock...
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Flower Meanings as Moodboards
Everyone knows that red roses symbolize love. But do you know what pink roses symbolize? There are a lot of lesser-known flower meanings...
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What if YouTube videos from the 2000s were live action movies?
Everything’s getting a live action movie nowadays. From Beauty and the Beast to Lilo and Stitch , filmmakers are making big bucks from...
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Zodiac Signs as Nostalgic Cartoons
Remember that time you got sick, stayed home from school, and watched cartoons for seven hours straight? That was a great day, and those...
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7 Fun Places to Live If There’s No One Else On Earth
If you’re anything like me, you’ve lived a life of gluttony and sloth. Also a bit of pride. Probably some greed and envy thrown in there...
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Nine Incredibles 2 Predictions Based on the New Trailer
It’s no secret that lots of people are excited for Incredibles 2 . The Incredibles was our childhood, and we’ve been waiting for a sequel...
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7 Scary Things From All of Our Childhoods
As a generation, we have some great memories to look back on, from Tamagotchis to silly bandz to early Spongebob. We also have some truly...
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Savage Reviews on 0% Rotten Tomatoes Movies, Part 2
This isn’t déjà vu—it’s part 2. In a past article, I put together a list of brutal reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, but I didn’t even come close...
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A Collection of Savage Reviews on 0% Rotten Tomatoes Movies
Sometimes movies are so bad they’re good. And other times, movies are just plain bad. In these cases, movie critics, furious from spending...
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9 Olympic Athletes who Made History This Year
Even if you don’t watch the Olympics all the way through, you can still be impressed by the incredible athletic feats performed in...
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7 Things to do on Valentine’s Day if You’re Longing for Love
If you have a significant other, Valentine’s Day can be a lot of fun. You can buy them gifts, go on dates, and be a disgustingly lovey...
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Why You Feel So Productive at the Start of the Semester
We all know people who say they’re going to be super productive when they get back from winter break. They’re armed with open planners,...
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7 Places Straight Out of a Dr. Seuss Book
While the world of Dr. Seuss is wonderful, our own world is pretty great too. Here’s a look at seven places that look like they came from...
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Zodiac Signs Based on Thanksgiving Food
Thanksgiving is approaching, shopping lists are getting longer, and people across America are daydreaming about food when they should be...
