1. When you come to UCSB, you get your introduction to the quarter system, leaving you with an awkward, lonely month at home spent Facebook-stalking your friends who are on the semester system. Instead of turning green with envy and convulsing with jealousy, plan a trip to visit your friends at their schools before you ship off!

2. As gauchos, we must keep up our reputation--partying around the clock. As a brand new, baby Gaucho, not only will you need your standard going out/club attire, but university life also requires dageing (day raging) outfits, such as crop tops, bralettes,...