Spooky season has officially arrived! The leaves are falling, the jack-o’-lanterns are glowing, and the air smells like pumpkin spice. That means it’s time for treats, tricks, and… toys. I know what you’re thinking: Girl, what are you talking about? Toys are for Christmas! But I’m not talking about the kind you wrap under a tree. Halloween is the perfect time to add a little hex-rated fun into your routine with a sex toy that feels scary good.
This year, the ghouls are out hunting for candy, costumes, and thrills that will haunt their fantasies past Oct. 31. So why not channel that freaky fun energy into your own pleasure? Think of Halloween candy as more than a sweet treat; it’s a frightfully fun way to choose the next naughty addition to your nightstand. Whether you’re a chocolate connoisseur, a candy corn queen, or a pirate that hides sour candy like lost treasure, there’s a toy that pairs perfectly with your taste. So grab your favorite treat, light an apple cinnamon candle, and get ready to summon something that will make you scream louder than any haunted house. So no tricks, just treats: here is the sex toy you need based on your favorite Halloween candy.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups: Pleasure Puff Inflatable Rabbit Vibrator ($119)
Peanut butter cup lovers are here for the dual action: PB and chocolate! So a toy with dual stimulation to the clitoris and G-spot only makes sense. This rabbit incorporates an inflatable section in the G-spot. Think haunted house vibes, a little intimidating at first, but once you’re inside, it’s all screams in the best way.
Kit Kat: SKYN Dual Ring ($30)
If you’re a Kit Kat lover, chances are you have someone to break off a piece for. The SKYN Dual Ring works the same way: a treat made for sharing. Worn on a penis or dildo during penetrative sex, it delivers vibrations to both partners, stimulating the vagina or anus while keeping things buzzing for the wearer. The perfect pick for anyone who thinks pleasure is better when it’s split in two.
M&Ms: SKYN Wave Clitoral Stimulator ($33)
M&Ms are simple and classic for a reason; you can’t go wrong with a little chocolate. Similarly, you can’t go wrong with the Wave Clitoral Stimulator. This vibe is shaped to sit perfectly in the vulva and stimulate all the right spots. Like M&Ms, it’s classic and always keeps you coming back for more.
Skittles: PlusOne Vibrating Plug ($30)
Skittles are high key just the level up of M&Ms. They may look similar, but hold a whole new world of flavor. That’s exactly how the Vibrating Plugworks. It’s like a level two vibrator. Same concept of vibration, totally different playground. Sweet, bold, and guaranteed to shake up your usual routine.
Sour Patch Kids: ROMP Spin ($51)
Sour Patch Kids fans need a little extra kick, boring old gummies won’t cut it. That’s why the Spin toy is the perfect fit. The Spin uses air pulsation, a more intense form of stimulation, to pleasure the clitoris. It’s basically the candy aisle’s wild child… in toy form.
Candy Corn: Unbound Handcuffs
Bestie, you get handcuffs, because that answer deserves jail time! Who the hell likes candy corn?
This is your sign to keep raiding the candy bowl and the toybox this Halloween. These four toys will leave you feeling wickedly good all season long.