Every relationship begins with asking questions: Where are you from? What’s your favorite color? Do you want to go on a date? Blah blah blah. The basics are great for a while, but at some point, every couple has to graduate to the nitty-gritty, detail-oriented conversation starters. And no, I’m not just talking about politics and passions: I’m talking about weird questions. ICYMI, strange Q&As reveal the nooks and crannies of the person you thought you knew inside and out. So, let’s get into the most unhinged questions to ask your partner. (Because, let’s be honest — we all love to get a little silly.)
When exactly is it a good time to spring these strange questions on your pookie? Maybe over dinner or in the car, but ideally, you get them where they least expect it. A “How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?” in the shower, a “Who’s your least favorite celebrity?” at your end-of-night call, and maybe even a “Which of my toes looks the prettiest?” after sexy time. Have fun with it, the more random the better.
So, to add that extra level of conversation to your love life, here are 40 unhinged questions to ask your partner when they least expect it.
40 Funny, Unhinged Questions To Ask Your Partner:
- Would you still love me if I were a worm?
- What drink do you think encapsulates my spirit?
- If you were a bird, what bird would you be?
- What flower reminds you of me?
- If you had to choose a “last meal,” what would it be?
- If your life were a movie, what genre would it be?
- What song always reminds you of me?
- If you had to pick a celebrity to third wheel our dates, who would you choose?
- If you won the lottery, what would you buy me as a birthday present?
- How often do you think about the Roman Empire?
- What exotic animal would you get me as a pet?
- If I were a bug, what bug do you think I’d be?
- What’s your favorite part of my face?
- What did you think when you first saw me?
- If we were going to prom together, would you want to wear matching outfits?
- If you had to create a new holiday in my honor, what traditions would it entail?
- If we were to pack our bags and move to another country, where would you want to go?
- If we were kids together, would we have been friends?
- If you didn’t know me and saw me walking down the street, what instrument would you assume I played?
- What was your favorite dessert as a child?
- What’s the weirdest search in your search history?
- What is the best compliment I have ever given you?
- If you could merge two animals to create your dream pet, which animals would you choose?
- If you had to rename me, what name would you choose?
- What dish could you best teach a cooking class on how to make?
- If our relationship were a vegetable, what would it be?
- What fictional character do you think I could take in a fight?
- If you were a monarch of a country, what three rules would you first put in place?
- What Olympic sport do you think you’d perform the best in?
- What is the theme song for our relationship?
- What reality TV show would you want to go on?
- What character do I remind you of?
- What do you think is my biggest beige flag?
- Would you be attracted to my identical twin?
- What baby name do you find stupid?
- If you could choose my outfit for tomorrow, what would you want me to wear?
- If you had to pick up a new hobby, what would you choose?
- What is a fashion trend that you can’t stand?
- Do you think I would be a good actor/actress?
- If you were to write a book, what genre would it be?
These questions should give you enough fuel to burn the “weird conversation fire” for a long, long time. I take absolutely no credit for the chaos that ensues, unless it’s good chaos… then I’ll take it.