This might be a hot take, but what if I told you that the sexiest holiday of the year is Halloween? I know, I know â youâre probably thinking that it should be Valentineâs Day or even Christmas (Jack Frost, you do it for me). But, letâs face it, with cozy weather, scandalous costumes, and maybe a little one-too-many (if youâre 21+, I mean), youâre almost sure to score your new boo with these dirty and flirty Halloween texts.Â
Now listen, whoever says that shooting your shot is scary has obviously never been to a haunted house. Because, if weâre being real, you are much hotter than the sweat I accumulate walking through dark hallways â which is a lot. But, for those who need a bigger push than their delusional state from a candy coma, Halloween is the perfect time to send that scary message and blame it on the ghost sheet that wandered by.
Even if you arenât the type to send flirty text messages, there is something so thrilling about shooting your shot with your crush. So, why not embrace it this spooky season? Iâm sure that with these flirty text messages, youâll be sure to have their costume on your bedroom floor this Halloween.
20 Flirty Halloween Texts:
- Isnât it scary how you havenât asked me out yet?
- Youâre looking FANG-tastic.
- I promise I donât bite (unless you want me to).
- Youâre just my (blood) type.
- Wanna find out what I turn into at midnight?
- Letâs bone⊠đ
- Youâre the pumpkin of my eye.
- If I were a zombie, Iâd eat you first.
- Your costume looks good, but I think itâd look better on my floor.
- Â Happy Halloween! Wanna be my boo?
- Â You would be the sweetest treat this Halloween.
- Look, Iâm dressed as your dream date.
- Wanna be the Joker to my Harley Quinn?
- I didnât know they were giving you out as a treat this Halloween.
- Donât worry, Iâll have space for you in my ghost sheets đ»đ
- I know you canât Reese-ist me.
- I wanna get witch-u.
- Call me a jack-o-lantern because I light up when I see you.
- Youâre Franken-fine.
- Iâm a vampire and looking for something to suck onâŠ