A totally underrated scenario is getting someone’s number while out, and then trying to figure out the perfect thing to say after you introduce yourself. I am a huge flirt, which means that when I get someone’s number, my go-to is usually a flirty, dirty pickup line.
I know that sliding into someone’s contact is intimidating, and finding the perfect pickup line can be pretty tough to figure out. But don’t worry, if you aren’t sure how to flirt easily over text, I rounded up all the best pickup lines for you. Sending one of these texts is sure to give you a little adrenaline rush that will leave you kicking your feet and squealing. IMHO, there is no better feeling than sending a risky text and hiding the phone for a second because you’re nervous about their answer — trust me.
If you are feeling a little flirty, or want a way to spice up texting your current partner, sending a subtle innuendo is the perfect way to up the tension. Plus, these texts are just cheesy enough to make your partner, or crush, smile when they see your message pop up. These dirty pickup lines to use over text are for the nights that are sure to end in getting down and dirty — so grab your phone and start typing!
- I’m on top of things, want to be one of them?
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Like, yes… please sign me up.
- Do I have to sign for your package?
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I love a good pun.
- Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you right now… but I definitely should be.
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Perfect time for a study break!
- Want to save water by showering together?
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It’s a classic for a reason.
- Does your name start with a “C” because I can “C” us getting together.
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Truly so perfect if your crush’s name has a “C” in it.
- I am feeling kind of sick, I think I could use some vitamin D. Want to help me?
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I mean, it is cold and flu season after all.
- I was feeling a little off today, but you got me turned on again.
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Imagine how steamy it would be to receive this in like the middle of the day on a Wednesday to spice up the week.
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
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This one pairs perfectly with a cute selfie in some silky PJs.
- You have a great smile, I’m just wondering how much better it would look if that was all you were wearing.
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Perfect if you are trying to flirt right after meeting someone, IMHO.
- I hope you can remember my name because you’ll be screaming it later.
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I mean, the steam on this one!
- You’re on my “to-do” list today.
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You’re so productive today.
- Let’s play carpenter so I can nail you.
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All you need is a hammer… or a bed.
- There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d like to have 207.
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We love attainable daily goals.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put “U” between “F,” “C,” and “K.”
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An intellectual flirt.
- Do you believe in karma? Because I know some great karma-sutra positions.
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Nothing says flirting like telling them exactly what you want.
- It feels like one of those nights where neither of us gets any sleep.
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No better reason to stay awake.
- Are you a firefighter? Because you leave me all hot and wet.
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And I’d love it if you threw me over your shoulder.
- I’m at the grocery store and I think that the whipped cream I just bought would taste better on you, want to test this idea?
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Sweet way to end the day.
- My bed is broken so how about I sleep in yours tonight?
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Press send and just wait for an invite.
- Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.
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Perfectly bold.
I bet you know exactly who you want to text, so go press send!