The classic icebreaker game, Two Truths and a Lie, is a staple for a reason. It’s a delightful blend of revelation and deception, a social experiment where you get to play the role of both storyteller and trickster. But let’s be honest: after a few rounds of “I’ve been to Spain” and “I play the piano,” things can get a little stale. Enter, these dirty lies for Two Truths And A Lie
The secret to becoming the undisputed champion of this game? Mastering the art of the “dirty” lie. Now, before you raise an eyebrow, let’s clarify: “dirty” in this context doesn’t necessarily mean explicit. It means cheeky, bold, and slightly scandalous. It’s the kind of statement that makes your friends lean in, their eyes widening with a mix of shock and disbelief. The perfect dirty lie walks a thin line, it should be outrageous enough to seem false, but delivered with such convincing detail and nonchalance that it plants a seed of doubt.
Is your friend truly the kind of chaotic genius to accidentally join a bachelorette party in Nashville? Could they have really gotten a tattoo for a fling? The goal isn’t to just stump everyone, it’s to create a moment of shared laughter and unforgettable memories. So, if you’re ready to elevate your game from mundane to masterful, here are 40 dirty lies for Two Truths and a Lie designed to confuse, shock, and establish your sexy status amongst your friends.
40 Dirty Lies For Two Truths And A Lie
- I once pretended to be a foreign exchange student who didn’t speak English for an entire first date.
- I’ve been banned from a casino for counting cards in a game of Go Fish.
- I once had sex in an IKEA display room after closing time.
- I’ve had a passionate encounter in a fitting room that resulted in us being asked to leave the store.
- I’ve had a threesome with my ex-partner and another girl.
- I once used a fake name at a club and ended up giving a complete stranger a lap dance to win a bet.
- I’ve had a Mile High Club encounter in an airplane lavatory.
- I once won a drinking contest in a bar in Key West.
- I’ve let my partner put me in a cage for some added spice in the bedroom.
- I’ve had to be escorted out of a restaurant for a very passionate disagreement with an ex.
- I once built an entire IKEA shelf without the instructions while handcuffed.
- I’ve been fired from a job for a relationship with my superior.
- I can recite the entire dialogue from a famous adult film from memory.
- I once dated someone who was a professional pornstar.
- I’ve had a police officer let me off a ticket after I flirted very convincingly.
- I once woke up in a hotel room in a different country with no memory of how I got there.
- I’ve been serenaded by a mariachi band while studying abroad.
- I’ve been to a “clothing optional” resort and gotten a sunburn in a very unfortunate place.
- I once got arrested for skinny-dipping in a famous city’s landmark fountain.
- I once had sex with a partner in the bathroom of a job we both worked at.
- I ghosted someone, then showed up as their waiter on a date with someone new.
- I once dated two people who were best friends, without either of them knowing.
- I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.
- I can open a beer bottle with almost any part of my body.
- I have a fake engagement ring I wear to bars to get free drinks.
- I once streaked across my college campus during a major sporting event.
- I’ve had a one-night stand leave in the morning and accidentally take my car keys.
- I won a contest freshman year for being “The Best Kisser” in my dorm hall.
- I won a dance-off with some questionable sexy dance moves.
- I have accidentally sent a graphic “photo shoot” to my family’s group chat instead of to my intended recipient.
- I have a collection of “intimate” souvenirs from lovers I met while traveling.
- I once matched with my ex’s new partner on a dating app and sent them a winky emoji.
- I’ve had a date’s parent privately message me on social media to tell me to break up with their child.
- I accidentally liked my crush’s Instagram photo from 2017.
- I accidentally sent a very explicit text to my boss that was meant for my partner.
- I can pick a lock with a bobby pin, which I learned from an ex.
- I once scheduled a “date night” with an ex that was so elaborate that it involved a color-coded spreadsheet and a safe word.
- I am certified in mixology, but only for making Jell-O shots.
- I accidentally joined a stranger’s family vacation for two days before they realized I wasn’t a friend of their son.
- I once won a drinking contest in a bar in Key West.
Now, what if I told you none of these were lies for me…?