Mask Wearing Prevents Old Men From Telling Women to Smile
On her daily walk around Hancock Park (in hopes of spontaneously bumping into Timothee Chalamet and engaging in the meet-cute of the...
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How To Get Your Quarantine Body
The sun shines brightly. The skies are blue. Your body is in its most lethargic state. Stop worrying about your beach bod and worry about...
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Local Student "Leslie Knopes" Virtual Graduation
"One person's annoying is another's inspiring and heroic." - Leslie Knope
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Local Student Antagonizes Dog Before Finals
Quarantine has made us all a little wild...
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Local Student Feels Diffusion of Responsibility in Online Lecture
"God...does it have to be me?"
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You know kids like you; (What Dear White People Made Me Feel)
Digital Kids - Victor Taiwo (please listen to this song while reading this) When I first looked up the synopsis for Dear White People, I...
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Quarantine Affects Local Student's Breakup Regimen
"I don't even want to watch Love Actually anymore."
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Hunters is More of a Satire than a Drama
Who doesn’t love seeing Nazis defeated? This was a guiding principle in Inglorious Basterds. We rooted for the Von Trapps against the Nazis...
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Local Student Wins Comment Section Debate; Makes Friends
You know it's gotta be satire...
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Local Student Adjusts to Home Life
"Damn these extraneous variables!"
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Local Student Settles into Quarantine Routine
"I used to go to parties and now I'm a moderator on Twitch."
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My Quarantine Routine
Recently, the state of California issued a state-wide quarantine to combat the exponentially-increasing numbers of coronavirus cases...
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Self Isolation Causes Chaos for Local Dog
It's Ruff!
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Campus Shut Down Causes Dramatics for Local Student
"I care. I care a lot. Its kinda my thing." - Leslie Knope
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Local Student Gets More Than She Bargained For Responding to Crisis
"Came here to drop off some granola bars, but, oh boy, did it turn into so much more."
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Local Student Wearing Crocs is "Going Through A Lot"
Absolutely NOT Aesthetic
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How to Respond When People Ask What You're Doing After College
Stop the interrogation in its tracks!
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Local Student Ends Relationship Over Sports
"It's almost March Madness, I do not have time for this."
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The Owl From Duolingo Is Ruining My Life
Why does the caged bird sing? In this case, why does this green owl hurt me so? Over the past few weeks, I have been trying to learn French...
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Local Student Learns the Price of Going Blonde
"When do blondes start having more fun? All I do is think about purple shampoo."
