25 Things I'd Rather Do Than Go To The Gym

There are some people out there who have their lives together and hit the gym every day. I am unfortunately one of those people; I loathe the gym, TBH. It’s crowded, I feel super insecure and out of shape when I go, not to mention, I’d rather use my motivation to leave the house on getting a Blizzard from Dairy Queen, not running on the treadmill. So, to continue my gym-loathing path, here are 25 things I’d rather do than go to the gym.

1) Eat cold french fries.

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2) Watch a terrifying horror movie, which I hate, but not as much as the gym.

3) Drive through Denver traffic.

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4) Wear a CSU shirt for an entire day.

5) Walk around the block in the freezing Laramie cold.

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6) Make a 3-course meal that I have to serve to someone else.

7) Study for an hour (seriously, not as bad as the gym and that’s the tea).

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8) Go through airport security.

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9) Drink coffee that was once hot but went cold.

10) Deal with Walmart shoppers for a day.

11) Lay in the snow in only a swimsuit.

12) Bite into a raw onion.

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13) Scrape ice off my car every day for a month instead of starting my car first.

14) Work for a compliant help desk for a day.

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15) Go to someone’s class and take notes for them.

16) Have zero access to social media for a day.

17) Give up eating pizza for a month.

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18) Be banned from wearing cute workout clothes for my lifetime.

19) Have to re-paint a whole house.

20) Pick up trash on the side of the road for an afternoon. (Hey, at least I’m helping the environment!)

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21) Walk around all day with one wet sock from the snow.

22) Give someone a foot massage.

23) Watch only black and white silent films for entertainment for the week.

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24) Wait on hold with a health insurance company for 2 hours.

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25) Be stuck in a cabin without WiFi for a weekend.

If you go to the gym, I’m so proud of you. I couldn’t hang for longer than a week in that place. I guess some things just aren’t meant to be.