This semester, I decided I would begin my transformation to hotness. So, I enrolled in a spin class for my PRW2 credit and I’d like to share some thoughts what I felt at my first spin class.
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Wow I am so healthy; I love myself.
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Should have worn my fancy leggings, not this Walmart brand, but it’s fine.
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Okay so my instructor is gorgeous— it’s fine, I’m fine.
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So I put my seat where?
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No, no, this is up my butt.
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It is correct, oh god.
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MY HOOHAH!
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I’m like… bouncing?
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I better look like Emily Ratajkowski after this.
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My crotch— it’s on fire.
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NO, NO, I’M NOT STANDING!
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I’m standing — peer pressure kills, friends.
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Okay this is lowkey a bop.
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YEAH I AM A GODDESS!
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I’m dripping.
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Why does she have to be so fast?!
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So like… I’m fat.
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Never have I loved sitting so much.
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So …. My cooch hurts.
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I don’t know why I’m so red, but I’m accepting it.
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Did I forget deodorant?
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Is this worth investing in specific shoes and a seat cover?
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Has my breathing always been this labored?
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I’m the epitome of health.
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Imma be sore for approximately 10 years.
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I’m getting nachos; I earned it.
Hopefully this inspires you to spin!