Thoughts You Have While Spinning

This semester, I decided I would begin my transformation to hotness. So, I enrolled in a spin class for my PRW2 credit and I’d like to share some thoughts what I felt at my first spin class.

  1. Wow I am so healthy; I love myself.

  2. Should have worn my fancy leggings, not this Walmart brand, but it’s fine.

  3. Okay so my instructor is gorgeous it’s fine, I’m fine.

  4. So I put my seat where?

  5. No, no, this is up my butt.

  6. It is correct, oh god.

  7. MY HOOHAH!

  8. I’m like... bouncing?

  9. I better look like Emily Ratajkowski after this.

  10. My crotch it’s on fire. 

  11. NO, NO, I’M NOT STANDING!

  12. I’m standing peer pressure kills, friends.

  13. Okay this is lowkey a bop.

  14. YEAH I AM A GODDESS!

  15. I’m dripping. 

  16. Why does she have to be so fast?!

  17. So like… I’m fat.

  18. Never have I loved sitting so much.

  19. So …. My cooch hurts. 

  20. I don't know why I’m so red, but I’m accepting it.

  21. Did I forget deodorant?

  22. Is this worth investing in specific shoes and a seat cover?

  23. Has my breathing always been this labored?

  24. I’m the epitome of health.

  25. Imma be sore for approximately 10 years.

  26. I’m getting nachos; I earned it.

Hopefully this inspires you to spin!