The Servo staff gives life meaning.
Counseling is free, but you’re terrified to use it.
The frat guys sometimes get a bad rap.
If you get an email that classes are cancelled due to weather, you know the apocalypse has arrived.
Not everyone knows what they’re doing when you all go out.
Parents Weekend makes you tear up a little.
You fully intend to jump into the fountain before leaving in four years.
Word counts on those required essays may very well be the bane of your existence.
Nearly everyone goes abroad, but you miss them like crazy until they return.
You’ve questioned the constitutional legality of 8am Methods.
Your love for the Commons is unparalleled.
Job fairs, grad school fairs, and resumania…. The future is a scary place.
Hygiene takes second place come finals week: break out the sweats!
You’ve probably wanted to push someone into Quarry Pond.
It pains you to get too little back for textbooks.
Although your opinion of some of them is far from positive.
You worry about what the next chapter of life may bring.
But Gettysburg’s got you covered.