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7 Things Vegetarians Don’t Want to Hear On Thanksgiving

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Angelica Walker Student Contributor, George Mason University
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1. You’re really not going to eat any turkey?

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First of all, I don’t want any of your dry turkey.

2. So what are you going to eat today?

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Literally everything else. There are a plethora of items here for me to eat.

3. You’re probably going to tell me all the reasons I shouldn’t eat this turkey.

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I’m not here to tell you that you shouldn’t be eating meat. I just want to eat my food in peace.

4. So you really don’t eat meat? How?!

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Very simple. I just don’t eat it.

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5.  Sorry we don’t have any tofu for you.

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Contrary to popular belief, I don’t even like tofu.

6.   I can make you a salad, if you’d like.

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I’ll take an extra glass of wine though to get me through another 30 questions from you about my eating choices.

7.  Are you sure you don’t want any turkey?

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I DO NOT.

 

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Angelica Walker

George Mason University

Angelica is a Junior Communications major from Lynchburg, VA. She has a concentration in Public Relations and one day hopes to work for the NBA. She is also pursuing a double minor in Sports Communication and African and African American Studies. She is Vice President of the Black Student Alliance and is also a Mason Ambassador.
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