Funny Workout Shirts Part 3: I’d Rather Not

Even if you’re dedicated to working out regularly, it’s very possible you’d rather be doing a lot of things instead of chest presses and burpees. Still, getting yourself to the gym to actually start the workout is a battle of its own, so part of you must really want to get those reps in. Let your workout shirt show everyone the other part of you, the part that desperately wants to eat chips and take a nap.

It’s suffering, plain and simple.

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Seller: https://www.crazydogtshirts.com/collections/funny-fitness

 

And if you don’t like ice cream, they have tacos, pizza, . . . everything you’d rather be eating.

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Seller: https://www.crazydogtshirts.com/collections/funny-fitness

 

Can’t workout without music.

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

Which to choose?

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

Accidents happen, what can you do?

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

Nope.

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

Could be true. Luckily for everyone else, it doesn’t work that way.

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

That’s not sweat, it’s sparkle. Or your body crying.

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

A tragic misunderstanding.

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Seller: https://www.crazydogtshirts.com/collections/funny-fitness

 

Someone has to be responsible for those naps.

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

You have to work your way up to that entire pizza somehow.

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

If only that could burn calories . . .

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

It’s not the worst reason in the world.

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

Pain has never looked so cute.

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

You’ll make at least person in the gym start craving garlic bread.

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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing

 

Hopefully some of these shirts will stick in your head and make you smile next time you’re working out, if only for a second between reps. Stay tuned for the series finale, Funny Workout Shirts Part 4: Pop Culture Strikes Back.