1. I’ll probably do like an hour at the gym today. Maybe two.
2. I am going to look great and feel great.
3. Okay maybe I’ll do 45 minutes. This is okay. Everything is okay.
4. This guy has literally been sitting at my machine trying to choose a song for 5 minutes. Does he not see me waiting?
5. There’s no room on the floor. I guess I’ll do abs in between the machines?
6. How does this machine work? Do I pull this? This is child-locked I swear.
7. That guy is cute. Is he looking at me? He can’t see my sweat from over there right?
8. Everyone is wearing Lulu Lemon and I’m wearing a baggy t-shirt from a 5k I did in elementary.
9. This hurt will be worth it tomorrow, right? Oh god, it hurts.
10. Do it for the bikini body. Do it for the bikini body. Do it for the bikini body.
11. Maybe if I watch Food Network while I run it’ll be motivating. Bad call. Abort abort.
12. Oh my god the girl next to me is running so fast and that guy is probably benching the equivalent of my body weight.
13. What am I doing here? I don’t belong here.
14. *puts on rap playlist* I’m a thug. I’m a beast. Ain’t nobody want to mess with me.
15. Wow that actually wasn’t so bad.
16. Ew the last person on this bike didn’t wipe their sweat off.
17. Is 80 beats per minute normal?
18. Stretching time. Awwwwwwwww damn this feels good.
19. I actually worked out.
20. Let’s do it again tomorrow!