As a pop and R&B girlie myself, I could not be more ecstatic to have finally listened to Ariana Grande’s Eternal Sunshine and I’d assume everyone is too. From Ari calling her own marriage a “situationship” to ruminating on her own insecurity, it’s no surprise that the Internet has been abuzz with shock for the past 12 hours. Grande’s seventh studio album delves into the rumors circulating since July 2023 following her divorce from Dalton Gomez, a narrative that was often written her as the villain. Amidst the controversy surrounding her divorce and the alleged homewrecker allegations involving her Wicked co-star Ethan Slater, it’s understandable that this album would cause a few eyebrow raises from fans.
Eternal Sunshine is Grande taking back the narrative and doing everything a good artist does: paint a torrid picture of hurt and human development. So it makes sense that there would be a few great one-liners on there for your next Instagram post. That’s why I’ve put together a list of all the Eternal Sunshine lyrics that would pair perfectly with an assortment of different life moments.
1. “CAN’T BELIEVE I’M FINALLY MOVIN’ THROUGH MY FEARS.” – From “BYE”
This one couldn’t be more perfect for those starting a new chapter in life.
2. “HOPE YOU’LL STILL THINK FONDLY OF OUR LITTLE LIFE.” – From “DON’T WANNA BREAK UP AGAIN”
I’d imagine this one for those cute friendship posts.
3. “WE GOTTA WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.” – From “SATURN RETURNS INTERLUDE”
A brunch anyone?
4. “GET REAL ABOUT LIFE AND SORT OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE.” – From “SATURN RETURNS INTERLUDE”
Sometimes those reality check posts are necessary.
5. “I FOUND A GOOD BOY AND HE’S ON MY SIDE.” – from “ETERNAL SUNSHINE”
Don’t worry, there are plenty more hard launch captions on this list.
6. “LIFE, DEATH, REWIND.” – From “ETERNAL SUNSHINE”
Talk about a chaotic summer dump post.
7. “YOU’RE JUST MY ETERNAL SUNSHINE.” – From “ETERNAL SUNSHINE”
Told you there would be more!
8. “LIKE THE MOON NEEDS THЕ STARS.” – From “SUPERNATURAL”
Looking for more of a genderless soft launch?
9. “I’LL PLAY THE VILLAIN IF YOU NEED ME TO.” – From “TRUE STORY”
If you’re in your Reputation era, this one’s for you.
10. “TURNIN’ LIKE A DIME.” – From “TRUE STORY”
A post about a bougie night out?
11. “ROLL THE CAMЕRAS, PLEASE.” – From “TRUE STORY”
Maybe after months of your friend neglecting to develop those film photos, you could finally use this caption.
12. “THE STARS, THEY ALIGNED, THE BOY IS MINE.” – From “THE BOY IS MINE”
If this isn’t a hard launch, I don’t know what is.
13. “IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED.” – From “YES, AND?”
Who said anything about moving in silence? Sometimes we just have to flex.
14. “NOW, I’M SO DONE WITH CARING.” – From “YES, AND?”
If you want to throw a little shade at whoever’s done you wrong, let them know that you’ve moved on.
15. “SOMETHIN’ LIKE A DAYDREAM.” – From “WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE)”
Just another fun night out. Or even a travel post!
16. “HOPING LIFE BRINGS YOU NO NEW PAIN.” – From “I WISH I HATED YOU”
Wishing someone the best is probably a great way to show you’ve moved on. Hopefully, they get the hint.
17. “OUR SHADOWS DANCE IN A PARALLEL PLANE.” – From “I WISH I HATED YOU”
If you want to reminisce about bittersweet memories, this one’s the one!
18. “WE’D REARRANGE ALL THE COSMOS.” – From “IMPERFECT FOR YOU”
Having a girl’s night out and posting about how wonderful life is feels like the epitome of girlhood.
19. “BUT I’LL LOVE YOU LIKE YOU NEED ME TO.” – From ”IMPERFECT FOR YOU”
A photo with your besties or with your partner, either could apply!
20. “HOW COULD WE KNOW THAT THIS WAS A HAPPY DISASTER?” – From “IMPERFECT FOR YOU”
To those graduating this Spring, this caption’s calling your name!
To those who have been waiting patiently for new music from Grande, soak this project in. Make it your new personality by using these captions for all your future Instagram pics!