Just because you go to more weddings than you go on dates doesn’t mean you should get married.

April 10, 2016

The number of tequila shots you did last weekend would definitely be one.

March 30, 2016

Thanks, television, for giving us unfulfilled expectations about life.

March 22, 2016

Taking a job for any reason is your decision and your decision only.

March 21, 2016

All it takes is three easy steps.

March 17, 2016

Having your mom make a doctor’s appointment for you is not okay.

February 24, 2016

Definitely do NOT take your work emails with you.

February 22, 2016

He asked what her favorite position was. She said, "CEO."

January 25, 2016

Whatever you do, don’t skip #5.

January 16, 2016

Goodbye sweatpants, hello pantsuits!

January 11, 2016

We wanna slide into your DMs