How to Find Out About the Reading You Didn't Do By Flirting
You meant to do the reading, and then those Snapchat news stories were super interesting and you lay on your bed for too long thinking...
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We are a group of three girls who give satirical (and, sometimes, serious) dating advice, because we are experts at this.
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How to Have the Platonic Summer of Your Dreams from 3wheels
Welcome back, FANS. We know you’ve been falling apart this summer without our expert advice. We’re sad to say that so have we. We have been...
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Things We Learned about Men this Year
It’s ya fave satirical babes in our LAST enlightening article of the year. Alas, ‘tis true, we depart you with these wise words, before we...
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How to Find Your Future Spouse at an All-Campus Party
My English professor once told me that we have essentially self-selected our mates by coming to Kenyon because so many people end up...
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Places on Campus I Fantasize About Meeting *The One*
I just don’t understand how Cosmo, and Vogue, and my Mom keep telling me, “it’s empowering being single” because it IS NOT. I really,...
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How Your Body Changes When You're In Love
We know what happens when you’re in love: you get all dizzy inside, and feel those butterflies building up! But did you know other...
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How to Be a Good Male Feminist!
Can male-identifying people ever be good feminists, you ask? Yes, yes, YES, they can be, a thousand times yes! Gender doesn’t automatically...
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7 Things You Didn't Know About Your Girlfriend
Due to some recent events on campus where people displayed their false ideas of women’s struggles and experiences, we’ve decided to debunk...
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8 Ways to Make Your Sex Life Better by Using Food!
Food is great to eat, right? Even better is when you can use food to brighten up your sex life—those damn gourds and colorful peppers are...
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Legolas Answers Your Relationship Questions
This week, Legolas, elf-prince, member of the fellowship of the ring, and well-known hair and beauty expert will answer your relationship...
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Heppy the Pug Answers your Relationship Q's
Recently, 3 Wheels reached out to Heppy the Pug, popular on campus dog and INSPIRATION to us all. She is here to answer some of the...
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How to Survive Rush
It’s an unspoken truth that people only join Greek organizations to widen their dating circle. Why don’t we have matchmakers anymore, you...
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Donald Trump Answers your Relationship Q’s
This week, we decided to shake things up a bit and have popular characters, political figures, and hobbits answer questions sent in by y’...
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10 Dating Resolutions for the New Year
New year, new you, new relationship (maybe). 2017 is full of possibilities and promises you keep for the first three weeks, so why not try...
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How You Know Bae's The One
You stare into each other’s eyes longingly. You both like the same puppy videos on Facebook. You know each other’s families like the back...
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How to Get Back Together With Your Ex
It’s cuffing season, fam. That means people are in search of baes. The hunt is on. You can see everyone, hunger in their eyes, peering for...
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How to Get Back in Touch with Your Ex
So you broke up a while ago, and you’re totally over them, but at the moment you’d really like to talk to your ex again! It’s that time of...
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We Recently Interviewed 3 Wheels, 2 Years, 2 Days for an HCK Profile.
We—3 Wheels, 3 Years, 2 Days—recently interviewed 3 Wheels, 2 Years, 2 Days for a HCK Profile.Check it out, fam. Name : 3 Wheels Year :...
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Why You NEED an S.O.
Couples photos annoy the hell out of me. Wanna know why? BECAUSE I AM NOT THAT COUPLE. Alas, alas, I wish for a stable relationship where...
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How to Properly Ghost Someone
We’ve all been there—we’ve seen our hook-ups in Peirce and awkwardly stared/smiled/had a weird interaction with them and then never talked...
