This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at CMU chapter.
Even if you’re dedicated to working out regularly, it’s very possible you’d rather be doing a lot of things instead of chest presses and burpees. Still, getting yourself to the gym to actually start the workout is a battle of its own, so part of you must really want to get those reps in. Let your workout shirt show everyone the other part of you, the part that desperately wants to eat chips and take a nap.
It’s suffering, plain and simple.
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Seller: https://www.crazydogtshirts.com/collections/funny-fitness
And if you don’t like ice cream, they have tacos, pizza, . . . everything you’d rather be eating.
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Seller: https://www.crazydogtshirts.com/collections/funny-fitness
Can’t workout without music.
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
Which to choose?
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
Accidents happen, what can you do?
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
Nope.
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
Could be true. Luckily for everyone else, it doesn’t work that way.
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
That’s not sweat, it’s sparkle. Or your body crying.
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
A tragic misunderstanding.
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Seller: https://www.crazydogtshirts.com/collections/funny-fitness
Someone has to be responsible for those naps.
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
You have to work your way up to that entire pizza somehow.
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
If only that could burn calories . . .
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
It’s not the worst reason in the world.
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
Pain has never looked so cute.
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
You’ll make at least person in the gym start craving garlic bread.
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Seller: https://www.activateapparel.com/Funny+workout+clothing
Hopefully some of these shirts will stick in your head and make you smile next time you’re working out, if only for a second between reps. Stay tuned for the series finale, Funny Workout Shirts Part 4: Pop Culture Strikes Back.