If there’s any day to shoot your shot, it’s April Fools’ Day. Think about it: There aren’t many days in the year when you can send a risky text and instantly have the opportunity to back-track and say “it’s just a joke!” if it wasn’t received well. So, if you’re feeling bold, I’ve got some dirty April Fools’ Day texts you can send your crush.
April Fools’ Day is a holiday that literally encourages deception β which, let’s be honest, is kind of the worst foundation to build a relationship on. So, during a day when people are constantly pulling pranks (and brands are consistently lying! to! you!), honesty truly is the best policy β especially if you’re looking to turn up the heat. Hey, you wouldn’t be here reading this if it weren’t your intention… would you?
So, I’ve put together 15 dirty April Fools’ Day texts that you can send to your crush. While some of these texts are a little (OK, maybe more than a little) naughty, they have just the right amount of tongue-in-cheek energy to make things playful. And if your crush (or partner, or Hinge match) doesn’t quite match your energy? No harm, no foul β a simple “April Fools’! Ha ha!” is the fallback you need.
15 Dirty April Fools’ Day Texts TO Send Your Crush:
- Can I come over later? April Fools! (Unless you say yes…)
- You can’t fool me today β I know you’re totally into me.
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and we might as well just kiss already.
- You’re pretty cute. April Fools! You’re actually super hot.
- Wanna (April) fool around later?
- It’s April Fools’ Day… wanna spank β I mean prank β me later?
- You’d be a fool not to hang out with me tonight.
- April Fools’ Day is the perfect opportunity to get ridiculous in bed, IYKWIM…
- Jokes aside today, how do I get you into my bed?
- If today is all about fooling around, then why don’t we hang out?
- April showers bring May flowers β so let’s take one together.
- Not going to spread any hoaxes this April Fools’ Day, but I will spread my legs.
- Let’s get into some funny business tonight.
- Got any April Fools’ Day plans? I can show you some of my favorite tricks (in the bedroom, that is).
- Let’s f*ck. April Fools! Well, unless…
Take a deep breath, gather your courage, and (if you’re comfortable) go forth and press send. Remember, flirting is all in good fun β you got this!