Today, we’re talking about the zodiac signs most likely to Instagram-stalk you, then deny it. In Signs Of The Times, Her Campus gets all of the dirty details about the signs directly from astrologers. Today, Taryn Leigh Bond, a Tropical Astrologer who offers readings and teaches people how to read birth charts, shares which three signs are most likely to deny Instagram-stalking you.
We all love a good scroll, whether we’re checking up on an old friend, seeing how our high school tormentor is doing, or running a vibe check on an upcoming date. The careful curation of someone’s photosets can tell you a lot about them, from the places they like to hang out at to who they’re going with. But how many of you would ever dare admit to the recon misssion when you see the person next?
I sure wouldn’t – at least, not intentionally. I’m the girl that accidentally likes a picture of your cat from seven years ago. But as it turns out, there are three signs that were just born to Instagram-stalk and know exactly how to hide it.
Read on to see which three zodiac signs are most likely to Instagram-stalk you, but deny it.
As a sign embroiled in truth, secrets, and the soul, Scorpio can easily lose time in an Insta-stalking rabbit hole. “Ruled by Mars and Pluto, Scorpio wants to know everything,” astrologer Taryn Leigh Bond tells Her Campus. They’ll do whatever it takes to find the information they’re looking for, but they’ll hold it close to their hearts. “[They] don’t want you to know just how much they know,” Bond adds.
“Social media itself is a ‘Gemini thing,’” according to Bond. “Geminis will stalk you not to know your deepest secrets by zooming in on photos from 5 years ago (looking at you, Scorpio), but rather get a sense of your vibe.” If they like your style they’ll happily scroll through your entire feed. “But [as] the sign of truth vs. lies, [they] can slyly pass off that they did not, in fact, see all of your vacation photos from several spring breaks ago,” she says.
Virgo is an analytical queen. “Honestly, a Virgo just wants to know what they’re getting themselves into before forming a connection of any sort – be it a biz partnership, friendship, romantic relationship, etc.,” Bond says. They may not outright deny they stalked your feed, but they’ll skillfully avoid the question.