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New year, new dirty texts. Rise and shine, it’s 2026, and we are collectively leveling up our flirtation skills. The champagne is sparkling, the fireworks are still going off, and already the universe is begging you to be a bit bolder than last year. What better way to kick things off than with a perfectly timed, slightly unhinged, undeniably hot text message?

Let’s be honest, most of us are entering the new year with at least one sexy resolution: We want more confidence, more pleasure, and more spontaneity. We want to stop overthinking every message and just lean into the fun. We want to wear that special outfit we’ve been saving, flirt like it’s a sport, and just say the things we usually type out and then delete. Basically, this year isn’t about playing it cool.

Dirty texts are a low-effort, high-reward way to set that tone. They don’t require lingerie, lighting, or even a bedroom. All you need is a charged phone and potentially a glass of that aforementioned champagne. Send one to your partner. Send one to that hot bouncer you’ve been flirting with since October. Send one to the girls’ group chat, just to wreak havoc. (That is, if all parties are consenting to a bit of spice, OFC.)

So when the clock strikes midnight, and everyone else makes a hollow resolution to hit the gym, you’ll be doing something better. To start 2026 right, here are 20 dirty texts to send this NYE.

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20 Dirty Texts To Send On NYE

  1. My resolution is to be more on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
  2. Want to start the new year with a bang?
  3. Do you have a New Year’s resolution? Because you’re mine?
  4. If you want to see some real fireworks, meet me at my house.
  5. Ringing in the new year with very inappropriate thoughts of you.
  6. Do you wanna see two balls drop?
  7. If my right leg is Christmas and my left leg is New Year’s, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
  8. Hey, can I follow you home? My New Year’s resolution is to follow my dreams.
  9. Got anyone to kiss at midnight?
  10. Can I see your clothes drop at midnight, too?
  11. I’ll be your first mistake of the year!
  12. I know I will kiss you at midnight, but can I choose what body part?
  13. New year, same me… still thinking about you naked.
  14. My resolution is to start making the first move. Hey…
  15. Let’s make a bet: If the ball drops at midnight, you have to kiss me.
  16. Cute NYE outfit! Can I take it off of you?
  17. If you fit me in before the end of the year, you can write it off.
  18. I know it’s not midnight, but do you still want to kiss?
  19. You’re the first thing on my NYE to-do list.
  20. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but it’s still 2025, right?

Now you have all the material you need to start off 2026 right. Send that dirty text, you know you want to!

Ginger Koehler

UFL '25

Ginger Koehler is an editorial Intern at Her Campus. She writes for the Wellness section, mostly covering sex and relationships, and occasionally branching out to other sections.

Ginger is a student at the University of Florida. Her majors are Journalism and Theories and Politics of Sexuality, with specializations in women’s studies and magazines. Beyond Her Campus, Ginger has worked as a sex columnist for four other publications. When she’s not writing, Ginger is hosting sex education workshops for her peers at UF.

Friends compare Ginger to Carrie Bradshaw, but she fancies herself as more of a Samantha. In her free time, Ginger enjoys taking hip-hop fitness classes and reading cheesy fantasy novels.

She is liable to talk explicitly about sexual health to anyone who will listen. Her favorite self-care activity is doing unspeakable things to people she doesn’t like on The Sims 4.