Valentine’s Day is near, and let’s just say, whether you’re in a relationship, situationship, somewhere in between, or none of the above, it can be awkward as hell. V-Day is the day of flirting, and whether you’re good at it or not, chances are that when your crush enters the room, the pressure to say something perfect just completely takes over. Next thing you know, your brain goes empty. Words? Yep, they’re gone. But shooting them a flirty Valentine’s Day text to let them know you’re thinking of them? Well, that might just seem less daunting.
The thing about Valentine’s is that it doesn’t have to be all romantic and completely R-rated (though it is quite fun). It’s all about appreciation and affection, and that can show up in many different ways (yes, I’m talking about self-love). Who’s to say you can’t show up for yourself this Valentine’s Day by giving yourself some extra confidence to shoot your shot with your crush?
And, really, there’s no better way to do this than by skipping the small talk and getting straight to the (flirty, spicy, etc.) point — that is, if all parties are consenting, of course. So, if you’re looking for some V-Day pickup line ideas, you’ve come to the right place, bestie. Behold, your Valentine’s Day confidence boosters.
46 Flirty Valentine’s Day Texts For Your Crush:
- What’s your type, and why is it me?
- It’s Valentine’s Day, where’s my package?
- Let’s skip the fancy dinner and go straight to bed.
- I have a present for you. Wanna come over and see what it is?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, what do you want me to do to you?
- Can I borrow a Valentine’s kiss?
- Guess what’s for dinner? Me. ;)
- All I want for Valentine’s Day is you… in my bed.
- Are you from Tennessee? No worries either way, I just think you’re really hot.
- If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
- I’m gonna get wasted tonight… but my condoms don’t have to.
- So… are you thinking about me as much as I’m thinking about you?
- You’re the sweetest treat I could ask for this Valentine’s Day.
- I couldn’t find you a decent present, so I’ll just give you head.
- What are you doing later? Me, hopefully?
- Can I borrow a Valentine’s kiss?
- Cupid called. He wants his arrow back.
- I can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to kiss you.
- So I bought a new red thong… interested in seeing it?
- I hope you were thinking about me all day.
- I can’t wait to see you again…. Feb. 14?
- In case you’re wondering, I’m still single.
- My name is [insert name here], but you can call me your Valentine.
- I heard that the lips are the most sensitive part of the body. Want to find out if that’s true?
- You can keep the Hershey’s. I just want a kiss.
- Do you want a box of chocolates? Or me?
- Be mine?
- You’re sweeter than a box of chocolates
- I’m definitely falling for you… care to catch me?
- If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert?
- Okay, are you taking me out tonight, or do I have to lie to my diary?
- Wanna pretend we’re in love just for today?
- Nice legs. When do they open?
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- I feel like we’d be really good at distracting each other.
- What are you doing tonight besides me?
- You’re on my to-do list tonight.
- I can see you in my future… on top of me.
- All I want to do on Valentine’s Day is you.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- I’m not a weatherperson, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
- Sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
- I’m so hungry for chicken, do you have any? No? What about cock?
- It’s Valentine’s Day, but I’d rather be doing you.
- Toss me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
- Do you want to see a movie tonight? Or make one?
Of course, you can always shoot them a “Happy Valentine’s Day,” but honestly, these just seem more fun (and bold). Happy Valentine’s Day to all who celebrate, and to all a good night. (Wink.)