It’s that time of year again. We get together with family and friends to celebrate the holidays. Unfortunately, we don’t always get to pick the people we see during the holidays. So here is a list of things you can do to survive certain unbearable situations. This list isn’t just about family; it’s about anyone you’re forced to see around this time of the year that kills your soul with even the thought of you having to interact with them.
Drink
The side of my family that really drinks is unfortunately the side that I wouldn’t need the alcohol for. So I stand out like a sore thumb when I’m chugging wine like it’s competition around my sober family members.
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In all honesty though, this is probably my best tip. Alcohol drowns out the ignorant/insulting comments of those around you and the constant questioning of why you are still single.
Note: Drink responsibly!
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Get Them Drunk
Most people are more tolerable once they’ve had a few drinks. So, why not encourage everyone to drink more so that you can have a better holiday?
Create a signature drink so that everyone feels obligated to try it, then just keep refilling their glasses until you can stand to be around them.
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Eat Yourself into A Food Coma
The upside to the holidays is the copious amounts of delicious food. So, what I like to do is stick by the food tables and shove as much food into my mouth as I can. This puts my body into an inevitable food coma which allows me to lay down on the couch and not really care about what is going on around me.
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Have a Reason to Leave Early
Whether it be you’re going to visit a friend or you just came down with Ebola, it’s good to have an excuse to leave early. (Preferably after you’ve got your share of leftovers to bring home). It’s honestly the best feeling after you’ve survived another Christmas dinner and you’re able to walk out the door to freedom.
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Pretend You’re Sick
If going to another event where you have to put up with people that you can’t stand is too much for you, then there is nothing wrong with skipping it all together and just saying that you’re sick. Stay at home and watch Christmas movies or hangout with friends. Life is too short to spend it with people you don’t enjoy being around.
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Just remember: it will all be over before you know it, so try to enjoy yourself and ignore anyone that ruins your holiday fun.
Happy Holidays Everyone!