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40 Reasons Mean Girls Will Always Be Relevant

Last week, our favorite classic high school comedy turned ten. It’s hard to believe it’s been a decade since the Plastics hit the silver screen, so in honor of the big 1-0, we put together the top 40 reasons Mean Girls will always be relevant to our girl-drama filled lives. 

1.     There will always be an October 3rd.

2.     The cool moms are just getting cooler.

3.     Halloween will always be the one night of the year when girls can dress like total sluts and no other girls can say anything about it.

4.     It will always be rude to ask someone why they’re white.

5.     Its still fun to say “crack.”

6.     There will always be that one rando who doesn’t even go here.

7. ….and that girl who just has a lot of feelings

8. Fetch will never happen

9. Ex-boyfriends are still of limits. It’s just, like, the rules of feminism.

10. Joining the mathletes will always be social suicide.

11. You still shouldn’t have sex. Don’t have sex in the missionary position. Don’t have sex standing up. Just, don’t do it, promise?

12. There’s a 30% chance it’s already raining.

13. The correct response after a compliment will always be “so you agree, you think you’re really pretty.”

14. It will never be okay to make out with your first cousin.

15. Brutus is still just as smart as Caesar and still just as cute as Caesar.

16. Gretchen Weiner will NEVER get a Candy Cane Gram.

17. Mr. Duvall’s carpal tunnel will keep coming back.

18. Amber D’Alessio still only made out with a hot dog one time.

19. Health will still be in the back building.

20. Baby prostitute will always be a distinct smell.

21. Butter will never be a carb.

22. Your moms skirt from the ‘80s is still the ugliest f-ing skirt anyone has ever seen.

23. We’ll never be able to listen to Jingle Bell Rock without channeling our inner Plastic.

24. It will always be necessary to have someone assigned to butter your muffin.

25. Mr. Duvall still can’t keep you past four.

26. Whenever you watch ESPN, you’ll think of Karen’s fifth sense, like ESPN or something. 

27. When the girl in front of you buys super jumbo tampons at Walgreens, you’ll always wonder if she have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.

28. You can’t help it that you’re so popular.

29. Someone will always want to bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles.

30. Laura will still be fat because you hate her.

31. You’ll always wonder what happen to Cady’s first crush.

32. Karen still doesn’t know how to spell orange.

33. Because sometimes, it’s real vomit.

34. Aaron Samuels’ hair still looks sexy pushed back.

35. Getting invited to a party by your crush will always be “grool.”

36. Everyone has or will be personally victimized by Regina George.

37. It still only counts if you see a nipple, seriously, always.

38. Calling somebody else fat still doesn’t make you any skinnier.

39. On Wednesdays, we will always wear pink.

40. The limit will never exist.

Ava Paradise is currently a sophomore at the University of Wisconsin- Madison majoring in Journalism and Mass Communication 
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