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10 Times Linda Belcher Described You on a Night Out

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Western chapter.

Frost week may be over, but Western students are just getting started. Here are 10 times Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers described you on a night out.

1. When it’s been a long day and you’re ready to start drinking.

 

Just one drink to take the edge off.

2. When your friend tries to bail during the pre.

 

You both know that they’re not going home to finish their readings after this.

3. When you’ve had a few drinks and start getting really honest.

 

Who else wants to share?

4. When the Uber is two minutes away and you’re not drunk enough yet.

 

Chugging half a bottle of wine is totally a good idea!

5. When someone upsets you but you know what’s important in life.

 

Why waste perfectly good wine?

6. When someone suggests shots.

 

$3 Jagerbombs? I’ll have five please.

7. When your friend says you’re “too drunk,” but you know your limits.

 

I’ve only had like two drinks, what are you talking about?

8. When all you want to do is dance.

 

And you yell “Omg it’s my song!” every time the DJ puts on something new.

9. When you get home from the bar and start eating everything in sight.

 

Eating pizza, poutine, AND ice cream is the only way to really prevent a hangover.

10. When someone tells you how drunk you were the next day.

 

 

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