After finishing The Mandalorian, my friend and I decided to re-watch the original Star Wars trilogy together over the course of a week. We had an absolutely amazing time, and for my article this week I’ve decided to write some Star Wars themed haikus and I didn’t take it the least bit seriously. Enjoy (beware of slight spoilers)
Mark Hamill said that
Luke Skywalker can be gay
Thanks Mr. Joker
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Han and the Princess
A match made in the sandworm
I love you, I know
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Master Yoda, the
Galaxy’s Strongest Jedi
Is now Old Grogu
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Empire Soldiers
Get their asses beaten in
By space teddy bears
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Happy Father’s Day
Darth Vader cut off Luke’s hand
Space Dad of the Year
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Wookie holiday
Cooking show, possible porn
Don’t watch the special
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Bap bap ba dap ba
Da ba ba bap ba da ba
Ba dap ba ba ba
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Seagulls gonna come
Poke me in the coconut
And they did, they did
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Darth Vader ascends
Up in that elevator
I heart my gay son
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Palpatine gets thrown
Down the disposal chasm
Like the trash he is
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Unintentional
Father Figure Din Djarin
This is the Dad Way