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40 Thoughts You Had Watching the Season Premire of The Kardashians

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Utah chapter.

1.     Here we go…the addiction begins again…

2.     LOL, Kourtney and Khloe are cooking as if they have done it before. 

3.     OMG the new baby is so cute!

4.     Khloe’s closet is bigger than my house.

5.     “We should definitely be more conservative in Armenia”.  HA.

6.     Kim is acting as if baptizing North in Jerusalem will make them more holy.

7.     I remembered why I watch this show:  Khloe’s sass.

8.     Why are the Kardashian’s being greeted by government officials?

9.     Kim’s upper lip no longer moves when she smiles…

10. I would love to ask an Armenian person why they are such a big fan of Kim Kardashian.  Or anyone.  Im not sure what she did to become so popular, usually sex tapes ruin people.

11. Khloe seems very jealous of Kim’s fame.

12. SHOCKER, KIM IS PREGNANT.  JK, no one is at all surprised.

13. Kim referring to her preganacy “Khloe, this is your time to shine, do every sexy photoshoot you can.”

14. “Kylie is such a bitch, by the way” said by Kourtney, to her mother…

15. Anyone else find it concering that Kris doesn’t know where her 17 year old daughter is?

16. “Best girl in the world!” said to Kim by a misled Armenian elderly woman.

17. Kim just saisd that she liked a necklace and THEY JUST LITERALLY GAVE IT TO HER.

18. This really makes me want to got to Armenia.

19. Khloe’s green monster for Kim is showing again…

20. Scott is still a thing?

21. “I have such a boring life right now” SAID KYLIE JENNER, THE GIRL WHO CAN LITERALLY HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD! 

22. Kylie owns her own home.  I literally own like a backpack and the stuff inside it.

23. Scott is hilarious.

24. They work so little that all they discuss is the next place they are going to eat while they are at the current place they are eating.

25. HAHAHAHA OMG ITS KANYE.

26. Kim heard the word “selfie” and I’ve never seen a person so happy.

27. Say “dope” one more time Kanye, I dare you.

28. Kanye just said he is afraid of 3D printers.

29. None of the Kardashian’s ever thank their waiters…

30. Scott is embarrassing Kylie and it’s perfect.

31. They are in an impoverished country and all they can talk about is how they don’t look perfect in pictures.

32. Kris is a mess. A real mess.

33. Some of the words they say aren’t real words I’m pretty sure.

34. As Kris is trying to vent Kim is like “BACK TO ME I AM PREGNANT!”

35. I don’t know how I feel about a three year old in a crop top…

36. They are chilling at home in full makeup… I chill at home with no pants.

37. Kris is so sad poor thing.

38. Caitlyn makes an appearance!  Looking fabulous, of course.

39. This was a quick hour.

40. I truly feel like this show will be on for the rest of my life.

I am an acting major who has a soft spot for puppies.  I cry whenever I see Christmas lights or hear Christmas music because the magic of Christmas is just too overwhelming.  I am completely and utterly obsessed with boba, Disneyland, Tom Hardy, and salt n' vinegar chips.  I'm from, like, California, and it's, like, pretty noticeable somehow.  In the future I want to live in a big city and be exactly like my mom because she is perfect in every way.
Her Campus Utah Chapter Contributor