Whether it’s a guy you met at the bar last night, your FWB, the guy you’re “talking to” or your boyfriend, not getting a text back is ALWAYS annoying. Still, somehow you end up feeling a little bit crazy. Trust me, there’s no doubt that these thoughts haven’t gone through your head.
1. He’s probably just busy
2. It’s been 2 hours…I’m annoyed
3. Maybe he’s in class?
4. His professor probably took his phone away
5. Wait, does he have work today?
6. Whatever.
7. Maybe he turned his phone off
8. Or it died..
9. But the message says it was delivered!!
10. Is my phone malfunctioning?
11. What if his phone was stolen?
12. What if he lost it?
13. Nah, he’s just busy chill out
14. It’s been 4 hours…is he cheating on me? (meanwhile it’s 3pm on a Monday)
15. He’s probably texting some other girl instead
16. F*ck it, who cares
17. Oh…I do
18. I’m about to just shut my phone off
19. Since when is texting back so hard?!
20. Or maybe he’s just at the gym?
21. I should probably go to the gym
22. Is he dead?
23. Should I double text him?
24. Nevermind, crazy girls are the only people who double text
25. Was my last text too risky? I didn’t think so
26. Hm maybe it was, he probably hates me now
27. Should I snapchat him? That’s less crazy, right?
28. This is getting ridiculous, what could he be doing right now?
29. I’m so over this guy
30. WAIT, did my phone just vibrate?!
…FINALLY!
Keep calm & carry on…may the texts be ever in your favor.