1. You’ve Instagrammed a picture of La Torre.
2. Late-afternoon exams usually end at El Boricua or El Refugio.
3. You cried after Kypo shut down.
4. You get week-long migraines during the pre-matrícula.
5. You’ve ran to flag down the trolley so you wouldn’t have to walk across campus.
6. The line for transcripts or any department in Plaza Universitaria is worse than being on a Disney theme park in the middle of the summer.
7. The best and quietest library is at Derecho.
8. You’ve caved to your sweet tooth for pennies thanks to the Sociales Candy Man.
9. It took you a while to figure out that the big white blocks next to El Centro were actually a solar clock.
10. You’ve never really crossed the street to Plaza Universitaria using the underground pass.
11. The Tuna has probably serenaded you while having lunch at El Centro.
12. You’ve crossed through la Lázaro for some cool air when walking to class.
13. You’d rather go to Casa Lima than Black Coffee for some java.
14. Tuesdays and Thursdays are definitely the worst days to find parking.
15. Going to the UPR in heels is never an option.
16. You get annoyed whenever somebody from another school says that they have too many things to do (yeah, right).
17. Your professors have been at least interrupted once by a student who wanted to announce Asambleas Estudiantiles.
18. You dress up for a rainy day and it turns into the hottest day on the planet.
19. You used to sit down at the gazebos in Generales.
20. You almost got hit by a car several times before the campus was pedestrian-friendly.
21. You know at least one environmentalist.
22. You have zero patience.
23. You cry when it’s been nine days since the beca Pell was sent and you still haven’t gotten your money.
24. You’ve seen stray dogs chilling around campus.
And finally,
25. La IUPI es la IUPI, the rest are just Recintos.