Breaking News: Heartbreak in Hollywood

This week in Hollywood might just mark two of the biggest heart break events. These incidicents are both equally heart breaking, therefore when I break the news to you, I want you to realize that I cannot wrap my head around which is more upsetting. First, on September 12th, Ryan Gosling became a father. *Insert crying emoji* *insert gun emoji* *insert dead guy emoji * Secondly, Mama June and Sugar Bear broke up. *insert broken heart emoji x 5 * Take a moment to compose yourself before continuing this article.

So apparently Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been dating since 2011. Which is weird because Ryan and I have been together ever since I first laid eyes on that little blonde hair kid on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Ryan and Eva kept their relationship on the lowests of downs you could go, ya know?

Eva appeared on the Ellen Degeners show in Febuary where she denied preganacy rumors.  The claims first came to surface when Mendes refused to go through the scanners at the airport. But flash forward to the summer months when a source close to the couple confirmed their pregnancy. While watching E! News, the couples reps never confirmed their pregnany. 

Its hard to say this, but with tears in my eyes, and a pint of gletato in my hand, I wish the couple the absolute best. And I’ll probably force my own child to marry their daughter.

Ok so, don’t judge me, but I probably watch why too much TLC. It all started with those wedding shows, when I thought I was going to marry my douche-bag ex from senior year of high school. After one of my scheduled programs, aired Honey Boo Boo. Before I could change the channel, I fell in love with this hillbilly family from the south.

Alana's' mom (Mama June) and her father (Sugar Bear) were together for roughly nine years, officially tying the knot in May of 2013. There was a lot of pressure from their girls to get married, kinda like how the kids pressure Brad and Angelina to get married. I have a soft spot for Mama June because the fame and fourtune never changed her redneck ways. In fact, all of the revenue that comes in from their hit show, goes into a bank account for the girls. 

I guess the reason they split was because Mama June caught Sugar Bear looking for women online to meet up with him. Which is very interesting because I’ve seen like three of my friend's boyfriends on Tinder. But that’s another story.

I really respect Mama June for kicking him to the curb. The biggest lesson I’ve learned in life is that you never need anyone who doesn’t need you back. So yes all women to Mama June. I hope she can find a healthy and happy relationship soon. I wonder what the men of Duck Dynasty are up too?