1. All of your classes are in BSB
Picking up a snack before heading upstairs to class is now routine.
2. You think 20 pages of reading is a small assignment
Easy, peasy, lemon-squeezy.
3. You can’t stop thinking about how everything is a social construction
You begin to question what truly is biological.
4. You love Karl Marx
COMMUNIST MANIFESTO FOREVER.
5. You always have to explain to everyone what Sociology is
Sociology is… WHAT??
6. Your entire major is writing, writing, writing
Times New Roman, 12pt font, double-spaced.
7. Squaring up to other sciences because they don’t think you’re a real science
It is called a social science for a reason. Have you even seen the Wallace Wheel?
8. Having the need to unite to overthrow oppression
We’re looking at you, Donald Trump.
9. You are a master at citing
ASA, all day, every day.
10. Having to explain to everyone what job you can get
There’s just so many!
11. Discussions get lit
I would let you finish but, according to Foucault on pg. 218 in Discipline and Punish….
12. Looking at everything with an intersectional approach
A homosexual Asian-American woman who lives on the North Side of Chicago’s perspective is waaaay different than a white heterosexual male who lives on the South Side.
13. Math isn’t your strongest skill
Chi-Squares are life, though.
14. Having to memorize tons and tons of theories
Social Constructionist Approach, Critical Race Theory, Post-Colonial Theory, Racial Formation….
15. You spend too much time looking up scholarly articles
Is it empirical or NAH?