We did it, ladies. We made it through the endless summer days of having to worry about bikini lines. No longer are the days we wasted worrying about wearing a tank top because we forgot to shave, or long pants because of how hairy our legs are. Pull out all of your weather related excuses for not shaving because today my friends, today marks the first day of no shave November.
What’s even better than us ladies not shaving is that the men don’t either. I’m ecstatic to announce that the season of beautiful, lumbersexual gods is finally upon us and to celebrate I thought I would introduce you to my favorite (so you’re welcome).
For those who aren’t familiar with the term “lumbersexual” I’ll give you my personal definition: An inner mountain man tamed down for the urban jungle. He wears an unruly, but professional beard and his man bun is ruggedly sensual.
Prepare to meet Brock O’Hurn, or as I call him: my reason to live (kidding of course, but I’m sure he could resuscitate all of our hearts if need be).
He’s a 6’7” entrepreneur in Los Angeles.
More importantly though, he’s a fine piece of lumbersexual bacon (nomz).
Some might even go as far to say he’s a modern-day Tarzan.
Clearly he must be an extraterrestrial because no human wakes up looking this perfect.
We honestly cannot get enough of this picture of Mr. O’Hurn and his dog, excuse us while we swoon.
Brock may almost be hotter than Chris Hemsworth, tbh he could definitely be cast as the next Thor.
For all of you Texas girls who love a countryman don’t discredit Brock just yet, because clearly he would make for a fine roughrider.
A man who pulls off flannel around the waist is a man who is meant to be obsessed over.
Brock is more than good looks, he is also cultured af and has a love for coffee every girl can appreciate.
He probably is a deep thinker and is super soulful, I mean he plays the guitar after all.
He understands that pizza is bae and forever will come first in your life.
But the real reason why we consider him to be a lumbersexual god? He can take a damn good mirror picture with his hair half up/half down and we still want him.
Oh Brock, if only you knew how obsessed with you we are.