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10 Fake Classes Every Girl at UCF Would Enroll In

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UCF chapter.

1. The Evolution of Miley Cyrus

This class would be a look at the cultural evolution of Miley Cyrus from her innocent Hannah Montana days to the present.

 

2. The Art of Cookie Dough

How to make it, where it comes from, and most importantly how to eat it.

 

3. A Study of the Geometry of Zac Efron’s face

His cheekbones are perfect 60 degree angles.

 

4. Crafting 101

Includes multiple field trips to Michael’s arts and crafts and the final exam is presenting your finished Pinterest board.

 

5. The Chemistry behind Starbucks drinks

After taking this class you’ll be able to become your personal barista and make Starbucks drinks for all your friends

6. Beyoncé 101

All. Beyoncé. Everything.

7. The Economics of Urban Outfitters sales

This class will teach how to predict when the best sales hit.

8. Social Media Strategies

How to get the most followers on Instagram, Twitter, and Pinterest.

 

9. The History of Disney

We live in Orlando, FL. We eat, breathe, and sleep Disney.

 

10.  Broke Finance

Or, how to live when it’s Wednesday you only have ten dollars to last the rest of the week. 

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Jillian James is a senior at the University of Central Florida. She is majoring in Writing and Rhetoric and minoring in Mass Communication (because apparently you can’t minor in Beyoncé studies). Her favorite food is free because she is a college student and the two loves of her life are Ben and Jerry (of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream fame). If she’s not writing or reading she is probably watching The Office or waiting in line at Starbucks. She loves to show off her dance moves in “inappropriate” places like the grocery store. You can follow her on Twitter and Instagram @Jillianrosej, where she frequently posts things that make people think that she has her life together. 
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