Senior Confessions: Things I'm Too Afraid to Ask in Davis

Even though I am a senior now at UC Davis, there's still a lot I don't know. Many questions have compiled in my mind during my time here, and I am a bit afraid to ask some of the questions due to fear, but mostly embarrassment.

For example, I honestly didn't know what an Aggie was until last year, and I never asked because I didn't want to seem stupid (now you all know so it doesn't matter). Here are some of the questions I’m too afraid to ask.

Why is there a bed in the girl's bathroom at Haring Hall?

Am I allowed to use self-defense if a turkey attacks me?

Why is there one random abandoned chair on the grass outside of Roessler/PSE library?

How do you get to the top of the Death Star?

Why is the U-Mall abandoned?

How are there people in CALPIRG if everyone avoids CALPIRG?

Does the Gunrock Pub ever get any customers?

Do the squirrels at Davis ever hibernate?

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