It’s time to face facts: exams are coming up fast. It’s a tidal wave of stress and responsibilities that frankly, puppy therapy alone cannot handle. So this week we are bringing back Her Campus Virtual Therapy. This week, kittens!
Note: these kitten profiles are completely fictitious. I do not know these kitties’ real names, or their real personalities, and no matter how hard you try, 3-D printing them will not work out well. You have been warned.
1. Milo the Calico
Likes: chasing your hand under the blanket.
Dislikes: having her nose booped.
2. Rufus the Maine Coon
Likes: being called “my little lynx”.
Dislikes: vacuum cleaners and roombas.
3. Simone the Tuxedo Cat
Likes: sitting at the dining table on a chair like the rest of the family.
Dislikes: wearing a bow tie.
4. Apollo and Artemis the Abyssinians
Likes: being together 24/7.
Dislikes: sharing a food bowl.
5. Gigi the Black Cat
Likes: tearing open the catnip mouse.
Dislikes: boredom.
6. Elphaba the Munchkin
Likes: curling up like a fluffy meatloaf.
Dislikes: navigating the stairs.
7. Bicky the Ginger Cat
Likes: clawing the furniture.
Dislikes: clawing the scratching post.
8. Jingle the Snowshoe Cat
Likes: playing with crumpled up paper.
Dislikes: having her tail grabbed.
9. Holly the Domestic Long-hair
Likes: boxes.
Dislikes: static electricity.
10. Gertie the Grumpy Kitten
Likes: nothing.
Dislikes: everything.
We hope you enjoyed our plethora of virtual kittens. Now that you’re re-charged and raring to go, pick up a book and do some studying!
Photo Credits: ittybittykittycomittee.com, lovemeow.com, fallinpets.com, iHeartCats.com, catmess.blogspot.ca, pinterest.com, furlined.deviantart.com, catster.com