Any girl knows that avocadoes are a staple of her diet. I mean, what’s brunch without avo toast? What’s a chip without guac? What’s a California Roll without avocado (the answer is lame)? I’ve recently realized that I’m eating avocado in some shape or form pretty much every single day. I can’t help it. It is God’s greatest gift to earth, right behind Netflix and WiFi. So as an ode to the trendy fruit and everything there is to love about bread, here are avocado toast recipes for each zodiac sign.
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19): The Southwest
As first sign of the Zodiac, Aries is a trailblazer. A boss like you needs the best of both worlds. Perfect for breakfast, lunch or dinner this Southwest avocado toast has eggs, avocado and salsa kicking it up a notch with every bite!
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20): Vegan Avocado Toast
Smart, ambitious, and trustworthy, Taurus is the anchor of the Zodiac. This vegan avocado toast requires a bit of patience to perfect but is surprisingly easy to make, satisfying and, thanks to the protein-rich beet hummus, extremely filling. Feast your eyes on this delicious insta-worthy avocado toast. #eatingfortheinsta
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20): The Lean and Green Sweet Potato Toast
Smart, passionate, and dynamic, Gemini is characterized by the Twins, Castor and Pollux, and is known for having two different sides that they can display to the world. Look no further for the new healthiest breakfast trend and try this sweet potato toast topped with egg white, avocado, microgreens and a sprinkle of salt and pep!
Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22): The Softie
Deeply intuitive and sentimental, Cancer can be one of the most challenging Zodiac signs to get to know. Try this bread and green butter toast topped with a perfectly cooked soft boiled egg. This is one avocado toast you’ll devour!
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22): The Breakfast Burger With Avocado Buns
Bold, intelligent, warm and courageous, fire sign Leo is the natural leader of the Zodiac, ready to blaze a trail, vanquish injustice, and make a name for themselves along the way. A picture is worth a thousand words and this brunch burger is one of a kind. Fill with your go-to breakfast sammy ingredients.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22): The Avocado Eggs Benny
Smart, sophisticated and kind, Virgo gets the job done without complaining. Virgos are amazing friends, always there to lend a hand and give advice. Shake up your brunch routine with this quick and easy combo! Complete with fresh, creamy avocado and avocado hollandaise!
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22): The Everything Bagel
“I balance” is the key phrase for this sign and when it comes to keeping everything on an even keel, a Libran will lead the pack. With their winning personalities and cooperative style, they are social butterflies. Everything goes with avocado toast! Smear your toasted bread with cream cheese, add avocado and finally top with a generous sprinkle of everything bagel seasoning.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21): The Lox
Beneath a controlled, cool exterior beats the heart of the deeply intense Scorpio. Passionate, penetrating and determined, Scorpio will probe until they reach the truth. This decadent bagel-and-lox inspired open-faced sandwich combines avocado and smoked salmon. Creatively customize the classic recipe with an array of garnishes.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21): The Don’t Play With Your Food
Inquisitive and energetic, the Sagittarius is the traveler of the Zodiac. Their philosophical, broad-minded approach to life motivates them to wander far and wide in the search for the meaning of life. This avocado toast is your entry-pass to a permanent spot at the kid’s table.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): The BLT
When it comes to professionalism and traditional values, Capricorn wins hands-down. This particular sign loves to tackle life in the most conventional of ways, leaving no stone unturned. Bacon had to show up somewhere, right? Top your avocado toast with a handful of your favourite greens and bacon.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): The Chocolate Avo Mousse
Aquarians present themselves in one of two ways. On one hand, you’ll see someone who is shy and quiet. On the other, an Aquarian can be boisterous, eccentric, and energetic. Both are deep thinkers with a love of helping others. Start your morning off right with this incredible breakfast dessert! There’s nothing like a well-balanced, nutritious (practically dessert) breakfast to start your day.
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20): The Strawb Rose
“Understanding” is the most appropriate keyword for this gentle and affectionate sign. Easygoing and accepting of others around them, Pisceans are often found in the company of a variety of different personalities. Their willingness to give of themselves emotionally lends to an aura of quiet empathy. Luscious strawberries and creamy avocado… so simple, yet so delicious. Don’t mind if I avocaDO!
Avocado toast might be basic AF but it’s delicious and I’m not complaining. Eat up and have a great day sweeties!
All photos courtesy of Émilie Joanette.