After careful observation and conscientious note-taking in my iPhone, I have come to the conclusion that some of the things that happen in life are so funny that they have to abide by some sort of rule book. So here are the unexplainable laws of the universe according to the scientific method:
1. You will see someone you know and do not like when you decide to have lunch alone in between classes.
2. It will rain or snow almost immediately days after you get your car washed.
3. You will remember something that was once on the tip of your tongue in the most inopportune moment possible when a friend is nowhere to be found.
4. The minute you feel strong and over a guy will be followed with a text message, phone call, or letter from him.
5. The person you see everywhere (we all have one and the awkwardness is always palpable) will be in one of your classes at one uncomfortable time in your college career.
6. When you have not touched your phone in multiple hours and are one hundred percent sure that you will have missed calls, messages, and voicemails, the only thing on your screen will be a Snapchat from Team Snapchat and a text message from your mom.
7. The fact that you accidentally gave yourself a bronzer beard will come to your awareness only after you have seen everyone you know on campus.
Let’s just say you were warned, Collegiettes.
I am only kidding. No one is ever truly ready for the world’s sick twisted humor. The truth is that life is so unpredictable that sometime the best thing you can do is laugh about it. So, share this article on your bestie’s Facebook wall if you two are going through a rough case of the Mondays or you can just relate to these laws of physics in general.