With Thanksgiving and winter holidays coming up, there’s no time like the holiday time to remind you how single and alone you are. But, do you know what type of single person you are?
1. The Allergic to Love
This person cannot stand the sight of couples. You’ll hear them gagging the second they see two people even lovingly staring at each other. Can you imagine how disgusting they find couples who show PDA? This person means well, but it’s hard for them to see people in love when they are lacking it.
2. The Busy Bee
The busy bee has no time for love or a significant other. They can barely take care of themselves so how are they going to keep up with another person? You hardly see this person to begin with, and often wonder if they get any sleep or have time to eat at all. This person probably isn’t even human!
3. The Future Cat Lady
This individual has been single for so long that they’ve given up on the idea of love. They feel like love isn’t in their future and that it’s okay to start planning out how many cats they want to own someday. Better to start naming them now, right?
4. The Dating App Lover
This person has every single dating app out there from Tinder to Bumble. No matter how many people this person matches up with they still can’t find “The One”. They frequently wonder whether the people they meet online are the real deal or real life catfishes. This individual also worries that they may one day end up on Catfish: The TV Show, but at least they’d get to meet Nev and Max!
5. The Fairy Tale Believer
This individual is a sucker for romance movies and hopes to one day live out one. They believe in soulmates and know their other half is bound to find them someday. For now, this person will stick to going to coffee shops alone until they bump into “The One”… it sure will be a great story to tell the kids.
6. The Happy Independent
The happy independent couldn’t care less about having a significant other. Rather than seeing themselves as someone searching for their other half, this person views themselves as a whole. They love their alone time somuch that they can’t imagine having to be with someone else constantly. In fact, being around people sucks the energy out of them and they prefer to do their own thing most of the time. Netflix alone on a Saturday night? Sounds like a dream to them!
7. The Desperate One
Everyone knows this person deserves better than the type of people they usually go for. This individual will throw themselves at anyone and then wonder why they’re constantly getting hurt. They’d rather have someone there by their side than no one at all… especially someone to cuddle during these cold nights of cuffing season.
8. The Celebrity Lover
This person honestly believes they are going to marry their favorite celebrity one day. The celebrity lover devotes their time to supporting their favorite person in hopes they will eventually meet them. God only knows how much money this individual has put towards this celebrity in terms of things like concert tickets and meet and greets. Anything is possible, so don’t give up on your dreams of someday dating Harry Styles.
Whether you like being alone or in a relationship, just remember to love yourselves first, collegiettes!