When Netflix asks you if you’re still watching
And all of a sudden you realize you haven’t left your bed today
And it’s like 3pm
So you gather up your strength
And begin the process of going to the gym
First, you’ve got to decide what to wear. Is this shirt clean?
So you drag yourself outside and catch blue line, because you’ll be working out at the gym, right?
You get dropped off, and saunter inside, ready to go
Where you promptly realize there is a mile long line for the treadmills.
So you decide to go lift some weights
And realize that everyone knows what they’re doing… except you
So you covertly stare at the only other girl downstairs, trying to copy her moves
Except your weights are way too heavy, and you get in a solid two reps
You preserve! And finally, your obligatory 30 minutes is over.
And you can go back to the real world
Aka girl’s night in.