Ten Jokes That Will Make You LOL

Need a short, easy way to staunch awkwardness and potentially make a friend? Look no further. Jokes and riddles are a great way to break the ice!

If you’re Russian before going into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

Get it? You’re-a-peein’?

The average person is really mean.

That’s it. That’s the joke. This is probably best told to someone familiar with basic math, LOL!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

Actually, it’s to whom.

The perfect joke for a stickler for grammar!  

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.

But none of them seem to work!

This would be gold at a job interview.

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers.

“I’ll have five beers,” he says.

This one made me chuckle.

I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A candle. 

Ohhhhh, I get it. HAHA. 

There are 3 types of people in the world. 

Those who can do math and those who can’t. 

This one took me a second.

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me. 

It was like a slap to the face.

I’ve been trying to get over my fear of elevators.

So, I’ve been taking steps to avoid them.

I get it. Elevators dohave their ups and downs. 

Lastly…

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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