Down with Vanilla!
Down with Vanilla!
Down with Vanilla!
Life is too short for vanilla.
Creamy, white, plain, and achingly boriiiiiiiiiing vanilla.
There is vanilla…
And then there is crazy triple chocolate bacon meltdown gelato.
There is fresh lemon champagne that brightens tongues and souls.
Dark deep chocolate that moves hearts and hormones.
Melancholy tart berries that remind you of summer sun and bad decisions.
Matcha madness in mochi goodness to cleanse your awful awful soul.
Vanilla. Ohhhh vanilla…
Your claim the title “ original”…
Unrivaled..
But NO amount of REAL vanilla bean will ever change your colorlessness.
Down with Vanilla!
Away with the vanilla!
Tear it from the shelves!
Bring back the zing.
Renew the vigor only exciting ice cream brings.
Break the chains of the conventional vanilla.
Don’t play it safe.
Embrace true ice cream love.
Love for wonder.
Love for mystery.
Love for change.
Love for the new.
Love for the different.
Down with Vanilla!
Life is like ice cream…
Eat it before it melts…
Just make sure it’s not vanilla.