Check out this hilarious poem about the annoyance of having people living above you in an apartment:
Thanks for the concert for me and my roommates
But at 2 a.m. it’s a little obsessive
You have a beautiful voice and can play guitar well
So, I hope I’m not being aggressive
But we’re lacking some sleep, and when we all eat
all we hear is you running around
Every once in a while, you can be quiet
But then it follows with a LOUD sound
See, we in apartment seven appreciate you
Coming down to see us and explain
That there might be water dripping down from our ceiling
But overall you’ve been causing us pain
Mentally, Financially, and physically too
You three are a troublesome bunch
To where even the office to whom we pay bills
Are gossiping about you over lunch
We just want to say we don’t hate you
That word is way too strong
We just wanted to say the reasons why
We will probably never get along
Water dripping from our ceiling happened twice my friends
not just that one time that I revealed
We complained about the noise in a nicely written letter
Since then we assumed your lips would stay sealed
Obviously Not
From the bottom of our beings we’d appreciate it
If you’d remember you’re on the third floor
So, stop dropping things constantly,
Screaming at your game, and slamming all eight of your doors
We are hoping you finally understand us
Boys of Apartment 11,
And so, we sign with sincerity, and hope for the best,
The Girls of Apartment Seven