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Baby, You’re a Pig, Sincerely, Fair Lady

Fair Lady,

    I need comfort,

    So help me,

    I am just a big baby

    You are my last resort.

Sincerely,

    Your Baby

 

                                                                                                   

Baby,

Oh, but you’re really just a pig.

I know you are smart,

You’re no baby.

Say i’m your lady but you don’t treat me

fair.

Trust me, lately I itch for you,

But stop myself because you’re just swine ,

Baby.    

 

 

Stick you on a spit,

Spin you around and roast you.

Serve you to the others,

You no longer serve me,

You’ll give me a heart attack, clog my

arteries.

Farewell, Baby,

Save me the sob story.

Sincerely,

    Fair Lady

 

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